Imani
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*deep heavy negro spiritual sigh*
Where the olives at?
Where the olives at?
The whole foods by my job has a south Asian man working at the sushi counter and this mf makes every roll as spicy as possible.
April 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The whole foods by my job has a south Asian man working at the sushi counter and this mf makes every roll as spicy as possible.
I had an allergic reaction to dishes. containing shrimp two nights in a row. Dear Heavenly Father please do not take shellfish away from me. I am not your strongest warrior. I need shrimp to SURVIVE.
March 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I had an allergic reaction to dishes. containing shrimp two nights in a row. Dear Heavenly Father please do not take shellfish away from me. I am not your strongest warrior. I need shrimp to SURVIVE.
Currently avoiding having really important life conversations. Working instead.
January 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Currently avoiding having really important life conversations. Working instead.
Turkey in the oven finna start on the dressin
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Turkey in the oven finna start on the dressin
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
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Too hungover to skeet🥴
November 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Too hungover to skeet🥴
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The only Monday I acknowledge is Tuesday
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 AM
The only Monday I acknowledge is Tuesday
On a weight loss journey. In an attempt to not get obsessed with numbers and to make things fun, I have decided to track my weight loss by only measuring my forearm.
Ray Charles style.
Ray Charles style.
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
On a weight loss journey. In an attempt to not get obsessed with numbers and to make things fun, I have decided to track my weight loss by only measuring my forearm.
Ray Charles style.
Ray Charles style.
Got the covid and flu vaccines at the same time…. Not a good idea.
a cartoon character sitting in a red chair
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a red chair
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November 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Got the covid and flu vaccines at the same time…. Not a good idea.
My 16 year old shih-poo, whom I fight to keep alive daily and is in early stage kidney failure, won’t talk to me because he got a haircut.
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
My 16 year old shih-poo, whom I fight to keep alive daily and is in early stage kidney failure, won’t talk to me because he got a haircut.
I know the internet is anti Drake rn. But “Blue Green Red” is a joint. He need to put it back up.
November 13, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I know the internet is anti Drake rn. But “Blue Green Red” is a joint. He need to put it back up.
Considering attempting a crazy high protein diet, so I’ve slowly been increasing my protein over the last few weeks. Pooping is….. different. I do not feel like a lady.
November 12, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Considering attempting a crazy high protein diet, so I’ve slowly been increasing my protein over the last few weeks. Pooping is….. different. I do not feel like a lady.
I wonder if sharks love shrimp as much as I do
November 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I wonder if sharks love shrimp as much as I do
Got a Covid vaccine and flu shot today. My arm is beyond sore.
November 10, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Got a Covid vaccine and flu shot today. My arm is beyond sore.
It doesn’t take much to make me cry 😭😭😭
Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
November 10, 2024 at 2:03 AM
It doesn’t take much to make me cry 😭😭😭
Every time we get a new app we lose our minds 😭
November 10, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Every time we get a new app we lose our minds 😭
REV UP THOSE FRYERS
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is standing in a room with a table and two barrels .
Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is standing in a room with a table and two barrels .
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November 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
REV UP THOSE FRYERS