cousin skeeter, md, esq.
@mojogogo.bsky.social
time’s person of the year 2006
i have friend event 1 tonight, family event 1 and 2 tomorrow, friend event 2 friday, and friend event 3 saturday. please pray for my social battery
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i have friend event 1 tonight, family event 1 and 2 tomorrow, friend event 2 friday, and friend event 3 saturday. please pray for my social battery
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That sounds way more lit than turkey imo
We don't have turkey this year. Fried chicken and brisket.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That sounds way more lit than turkey imo
back in my day you wouldn’t send a woman money for lunch. you would pick her up and take her to lunch
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
back in my day you wouldn’t send a woman money for lunch. you would pick her up and take her to lunch
someone tell me to close my work laptop, nicely
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
someone tell me to close my work laptop, nicely
the vulv——— never mind
Blind research
What’s your favorite flower?
What’s your favorite flower?
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the vulv——— never mind
honestly there are a lot of couples who don’t even like each other for real
This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
honestly there are a lot of couples who don’t even like each other for real
i think america and americans are too comfortable taking on debt. student loans, car loans, home loans, personal loans, retail cards, credit cards — things are getting out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i think america and americans are too comfortable taking on debt. student loans, car loans, home loans, personal loans, retail cards, credit cards — things are getting out of hand
🤣
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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(+ love jones + juice + the best man)
Y’all be gentle with me.
I know the premise and plot of the movie and certain parts of the movie… but I’ve never watched Soul Food.
I know the premise and plot of the movie and certain parts of the movie… but I’ve never watched Soul Food.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
(+ love jones + juice + the best man)
over $7k for the year paid in property taxes
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
over $7k for the year paid in property taxes
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Next person gone walk in like, “Did somebody spill creamer?”
Giving fellatio next to the corporate Keurig is crazy!
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Next person gone walk in like, “Did somebody spill creamer?”
google used to be so good before promoted results and ai answers ruined everything
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
google used to be so good before promoted results and ai answers ruined everything
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This is both fabolous and ludacris at the same damn time.
I just saw someone comment “Ginuwine question…” instead of genuine. I’m irritated
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is both fabolous and ludacris at the same damn time.
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Juelz Santana when he learns how jewels is actually spelled.
a man wearing a black hat and a checkered shirt has a cross necklace around his neck
ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a checkered shirt has a cross necklace around his neck
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Juelz Santana when he learns how jewels is actually spelled.
welp. congrats to andrea
World’s strongest woman: Britain’s Andrea Thompson crowned champion after transgender athlete disqualified
"Had we been aware, or had this been declared at any point before or during the competition, this athlete would not have been permitted to compete in the Woman's Open category," the statement…
"Had we been aware, or had this been declared at any point before or during the competition, this athlete would not have been permitted to compete in the Woman's Open category," the statement…
World’s strongest woman: Britain’s Andrea Thompson crowned champion after transgender athlete disqualified
"Had we been aware, or had this been declared at any point before or during the competition, this athlete would not have been permitted to compete in the Woman's Open category," the statement added. "It is our responsibility to ensure fairness and ensure athletes are assigned to men or women's categories based on whether they are recorded as male or female at birth." Thompson, first crowned world's strongest woman in 2018, said the manner she had won the title had taken the gloss off it, but praised Strongman for "investigating and rectifying the situation so quickly".
atheranews.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
welp. congrats to andrea
damn
Jammie Booker, a transsexual, wins the title of 'World’s Strongest WOMAN' in Arlington, Texas
Andrea Thompson, female runner-up: 'This is bullsh*t... Can we go?'
Andrea Thompson, female runner-up: 'This is bullsh*t... Can we go?'
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
damn
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
pee-can in pies
puh-kahn outside of pies
these the rules
puh-kahn outside of pies
these the rules
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
pee-can in pies
puh-kahn outside of pies
these the rules
puh-kahn outside of pies
these the rules
amazing story
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
amazing story
wildly relatable. i see the relationship my parents have with my son. people who get to experience a real grandparent/grandchild relationship are truly blessed
I’m in Nigeria for a memorial this weekend for my grandmother (mom) who passed about two months ago. Today, we visited the grave of my other grandmother (dad).
All of this made me a bit emotional that I never had a close relationship with any of my grandparents.
All of this made me a bit emotional that I never had a close relationship with any of my grandparents.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wildly relatable. i see the relationship my parents have with my son. people who get to experience a real grandparent/grandchild relationship are truly blessed
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We fell off as a society when work, church, and club clothes stopped being interchangeable.
The kids won’t ever get to experience the Business casual club era dawg ….. It was summer time and folks was sweating in that business casual
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We fell off as a society when work, church, and club clothes stopped being interchangeable.
brandon williams on the mavericks is a real hooper
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
brandon williams on the mavericks is a real hooper
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I cannot breathe 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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