Kobold King
@kobold-king.bsky.social
a pestilence masquerading as a man
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Kobold King
@kobold-king.bsky.social
· Dec 16
formally requesting that Sydney & I be referred to exclusively as "The Gruesome Twosome" from this point forward
mom come pick me up the bar patrons are calling me Benson Boone
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
mom come pick me up the bar patrons are calling me Benson Boone
if I invite u to do something with me & u reply "thats fine" guess what? were no longer doing whatever it was that I invited you to do, we're now fighting instead
congratulations you just agreed to a fight. with me. your SUPOSSED friend but actually someone u secretly hate and say "thats fine" to 😾
congratulations you just agreed to a fight. with me. your SUPOSSED friend but actually someone u secretly hate and say "thats fine" to 😾
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if I invite u to do something with me & u reply "thats fine" guess what? were no longer doing whatever it was that I invited you to do, we're now fighting instead
congratulations you just agreed to a fight. with me. your SUPOSSED friend but actually someone u secretly hate and say "thats fine" to 😾
congratulations you just agreed to a fight. with me. your SUPOSSED friend but actually someone u secretly hate and say "thats fine" to 😾
wish Spotify still let you pin albums 😒
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
wish Spotify still let you pin albums 😒
walked into the Advanced Auto Parts and early Linkin Park was playing. I was immediately greeted by a butch in a jumpsuit and flaming high top chucks. vibes are immaculate
August 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
walked into the Advanced Auto Parts and early Linkin Park was playing. I was immediately greeted by a butch in a jumpsuit and flaming high top chucks. vibes are immaculate
every vegan thinks they're Ashitaka 🙄
March 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
every vegan thinks they're Ashitaka 🙄
growing up in a highly religious household to the point that my mom would melt and refreeze the Snickers to remove the dick vein
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
growing up in a highly religious household to the point that my mom would melt and refreeze the Snickers to remove the dick vein
Your honor, in my defense have you tried weed these days?
February 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Your honor, in my defense have you tried weed these days?
Reposted by Kobold King
January 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
almost guaranteed that Disney goes back to not acknowledging Gay Days in any official capacity whatsoever
January 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
almost guaranteed that Disney goes back to not acknowledging Gay Days in any official capacity whatsoever
pouring Thursdays coffee into Wednesdays cup like a 1600th century peasant adding to their everlasting soup pot
January 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
pouring Thursdays coffee into Wednesdays cup like a 1600th century peasant adding to their everlasting soup pot
who wants to come over and watch The Matrix DVD extras with me?
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
who wants to come over and watch The Matrix DVD extras with me?
my villain origin story was missing Hot Mulligan play in 2023 bc there was no parking on black friday
January 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my villain origin story was missing Hot Mulligan play in 2023 bc there was no parking on black friday
been working on my grip strength to give the best handjobs possible (squeeze the penis off of the body)
January 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
been working on my grip strength to give the best handjobs possible (squeeze the penis off of the body)
Marvel Rivals is degenerate gooner slop whereas Hades is tasteful understated erotica. if u disagree ur an incel
January 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Marvel Rivals is degenerate gooner slop whereas Hades is tasteful understated erotica. if u disagree ur an incel
cafe BUSTello is right
January 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
cafe BUSTello is right
how it started:
how it's going:
how it's going:
December 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
how it started:
how it's going:
how it's going:
formally requesting that Sydney & I be referred to exclusively as "The Gruesome Twosome" from this point forward
December 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
formally requesting that Sydney & I be referred to exclusively as "The Gruesome Twosome" from this point forward
shout out vocal stims, gotta be one of my favorite neurodivergent past times
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 PM
shout out vocal stims, gotta be one of my favorite neurodivergent past times
got insurance forms for next year and I got excited because I get to put sydney on my insurance cause we're ✨️m a r r i e d✨️
December 5, 2024 at 10:16 PM
got insurance forms for next year and I got excited because I get to put sydney on my insurance cause we're ✨️m a r r i e d✨️
1) 41k minutes is low but I listened to a ton of audiobooks this year
2) I listen to more new artists than you
3) top .05 charli fans and i don't even do coke
4) definitive proof I was listening to Chappell before you
2) I listen to more new artists than you
3) top .05 charli fans and i don't even do coke
4) definitive proof I was listening to Chappell before you
December 4, 2024 at 3:28 PM
1) 41k minutes is low but I listened to a ton of audiobooks this year
2) I listen to more new artists than you
3) top .05 charli fans and i don't even do coke
4) definitive proof I was listening to Chappell before you
2) I listen to more new artists than you
3) top .05 charli fans and i don't even do coke
4) definitive proof I was listening to Chappell before you
yall remember that episode of cowboy Bebop where a satellite went rogue and replicas of the Nazca lines because they had been destroyed and it missed seeing them when it passed over. good shit
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
yall remember that episode of cowboy Bebop where a satellite went rogue and replicas of the Nazca lines because they had been destroyed and it missed seeing them when it passed over. good shit
dirty from working on the lawn 😇🌿
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 PM
dirty from working on the lawn 😇🌿
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Art drawn by people who very rarely make art and think they are “bad at art” is 1000x cooler than AI art. It’s life-affirming. It’s often unexpected. I cannot overemphasize how much I love when people just go for it. You do not need the machine for this human endeavor.
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Art drawn by people who very rarely make art and think they are “bad at art” is 1000x cooler than AI art. It’s life-affirming. It’s often unexpected. I cannot overemphasize how much I love when people just go for it. You do not need the machine for this human endeavor.