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Kumbucha, Guild Master
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Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop.

ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks.

Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.
The 5 Eldar's war was pretty nasty. The 5 dragons went at it for a while, armies clashing for unknown reasons.

End result was the formation of an alphabet and the basic foundation of academia so win-win.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sugar! A special event delight.
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yip! Smooches
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hoatzin posting on main?

Yip! What a handsome bird.
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Rest in Fossil, little kobold.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This kobold when it was young.
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yip! Adopt. You can manage.
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Totally.

*casts kobold magic that makes you a goat or antelope purely on a 50/50 chance*
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Piy your yip
December 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yop!
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Yop!
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yip!
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That is just a maternity simulation vest.
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Per the rules of koboldynamics, eventually a kobold would become a dragon.

Unlimited kobolds, please.
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
100x squats. Now. Then think about it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
His waist, it would fit perfectly in this kobold's jaws.
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only:

This kobold likes to macro-manage friend groups and the kobold wife enjoys Sims 4.
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Yip!

*casts kobold magic that turns the polycule into a fleet of 1977 Palo Pinto cars*
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yip!

>Gains +3[Endurance]
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Picture day at kobold school.
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM