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Kumbucha, Guild Master
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Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop.

ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks.

Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.
Thinking about birds. Some birds are bigger, some are smaller, but all birds are birds.

If birds big and small.

Peace on earth.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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portraits for kobold hatchlings...
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Drew this between comms for a DnD game im playing in. Meet Wrench! She is a kobold Trappers Guild Craftsman (from Valda's Spire of Secrets by Mage Hand Press). She is a devious little bastard.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Open an avocado gently and you might find a kobold sleeping inside.
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Due to kobold's having weak spatial awareness, they often end up open-mouth-kissing each other when turning blindly around in tunnels.

Perhaps they also do this to share information and communicate? Perhaps they just like it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Big lady... LOOK at those custom shoes! She's got plenty of gear, and she's ready to go.

❤️
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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[ fatfur ] Round Raptor Rtuesday
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kobolds. New daily mission!

Bee more nice and optimistic.
We need more bees on social media 🐝
#bees #bugs
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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only $3.39!
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Late to the dunk fest.
This kobold's color of the year is pastel Plum with rich undertones of Verde and Stain Green.

Yip! Delicious!
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A kobold's neural network is usually supported by load-bearing microplastics that act like scaffolding between synaptic pathways.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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✨Kobold Advent Calendar - Day 4: Warmth✨

Snow is fun, but a nice and warm bath is even better!
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This kobold is carrying way too much and got stopped by the Greek police.

Acab
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Trains are ancient magic. They were created by giants in olden times and are so complex they can never be made by modern science.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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doing this to my kobolds
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A small kobold approaches. The kobold is wearing many rings. More rings than most kobolds. It moves the rings between fingers like an abacus but kobolds cannot do mathematics.

"Dragon's Left Nut for your yips?" yopped the kobold.

"Table scraps?" yapped Table-Scraps, hungrily.
A small goblin approaches. The goblin has shit all over his hands. More shit than most people. He wipes his hands on his pants but they are covered in shit too. The goblin is basically transferring shit around.

"King's Half Crown for your thoughts?" said the goblin

"Blood." said Goreface, wetly.
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
(Writing kobold fantasy) Table-scrapes scamped plopishly on the docks, yipping about dragons. It's face was covered in some kind of smoutz and so was the rest of its body. Its tail looked like a canoe. There were some corpses and loot piles on the docks too. They did not look appetizing.
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Yutyrannus me! This will be my 9th attempt at a dinosona lol

I wanna get that necklace made for realsies ;0;
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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✨Kobold Advent Calendar - Day 3: Snowball ✨

It's fun to play in the snow after all!
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When this kobold returns to paycheck-work, it is over for your monthly worries.

Artist be warned.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Biker Culture

"NICE 🫱🤝🫲 HELMET"

Sensory Deprovation Fetish Culture
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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*QuacksWithYou*
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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✨Kobold Advent Calendar - Day 2: Cookies ✨

This kobold wanted the last cookie. He got the last cookie.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
After a dragon finishes a big sloppy meal, it allows kobolds to scurry all over it and nibble up all the crumbs.
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM