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Security and insecurity things.

Mostly here for infosec, swe, devops, and other jobs babysitting computers.

Given up on fixing typos.

📍The elevator is at the rare of the platform.
I just stepped on a small but very dried garlic clove and it slightly pierced the ball of my foot 😅
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Honestly I thought you might have been the author of it 😆
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can't wait for monthly Blue Friday-level disruptions for the rest of the foreseeable future
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thing I like about them the most is that they don't do the GPT juicing that OpenAI does but they manage to make a pretty good tool (even though some of their articles are a bit fluffy)
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I like the interesting "All Veteran's" grammatical combo
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
John Travolta and Nick Cage in Face/Off but they can't recognize themselves in the other after the swap
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
fuck, I'm wrong on the internet
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Patients at a prospagnosia clinic wondering why the Nick Jr screen keeps saying "Hi there, Face here"
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The King from Katamari Damaci remembers why he doesn't invite his cousin over anymore
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wonder if people who suffer from prosopagnosia still experience pareidolia
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'll never understand people just admitting to their crimes
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by bk
She's great! Here's her instagram: www.instagram.com/thepieous/
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
wtf (wow that filling), these are un-Englishably incredible
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I grabbed a box of cereal from a high shelf in the grocery store once and got a really bad cardboard cut (who knew breakfast could hurt more than Captain Crunch)
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A friend somehow cut me with a whipped cream can one time when we were making waffles
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM