Joakim "konjak" Sandberg
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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg
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Made ICONOCLASTS Switch/PC/PS4/Vita/Xbox -- ✉ mr.noitu at gmail ✉ -- (he/him) -- 💍❤ @tupelohoney.bsky.social
I can't believe this still gives hits

I put that fake word in tiny, tiny text at the bottom of one of my earliest websites, and some archives I guess still remember it
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Replaying Elden Ring - again - and my character just consistently looks like they'd prefer not to be doing this

As an aside, I'm really coming around to this as the least good DLC from From that I played. Just doesn't have impact, so much empty space and bosses have to try so hard to up challenge
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Loved his sci-fi horror books
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I read about its features and just look at it. The functions are what you see.
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Well here's your *great* tit
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
There's always another way
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I always obsessed about noy letting my neck hair grow too long for fear of looking like a 90⁰ wall, but it's been curling nice lately

Sorry for selfie
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
So pretty

Fuck snow though
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Saw this on the
@obscurevgs.bsky.social
tumblr and looked up the game. It's incredibly nice-looking for a 3D game on Nintendo DS!

"Wizard of Oz: Beyond the Yellow Brick Road":
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Heading out to get killed by kids who succeed because of friendship
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
At the gate to 2026, there lie two lions. The one-eyed lion craves only food, the long-haired lion craves only attention.
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"Will you pick the blue version, or the red version?"

bsky.app/profile/nint...
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Drawing some heads. I often feel like they seem to.
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Work, incredibly blocked
December 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Author photo on the filthiest novel you never heard of
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Have at least this much Iconoclasts stuff (not just Vita games) that I stupidly held on to for this long, but maybe there's still interested buyers or something, thatvwould be cool. We're thinking of ways!
December 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Alright, been spending time practicing weird (and in this context: suggestive) poses I saw in a dance video, and some other stuff. Here's some for you:
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Been sketchin' inbetween. I love drawing, but it's not work or the games I'm addicted to, so I don't dedicate tons of time to it reent years. I could show more later.
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The funniest, most desparate and sad thing they could do is a Star Wars cross-IP character
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sometimes a low fidelity is way better at being unsettling, as well
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Perception does not last the ages like true conception
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Li'l monster Bixby
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
They are all judge from on high by this drama-king
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I need you to look at our cats again. They entertain us every day.
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM