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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg
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Made ICONOCLASTS Switch/PC/PS4/Vita/Xbox -- ✉ mr.noitu at gmail ✉ -- (he/him) -- 💍❤ @tupelohoney.bsky.social
Am I silly, or do some people use an expression like "six figures" to mean it has six zeroes, not six numbers
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Those games when you are curious about how everyone seems to be mentioning it, and searching the title on its own will never give you gameplay media, just character art.
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It's both sad, but also good, to see comments to animal videos on casual social media sites doubt the authenticity of the pictures and videos.

Sad, because it diminishes depicitions of real animals, but good since it implies people are sick of things being potentially fake
January 10, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Time to call big daddy visa
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Ah, yes, when you try to read something but there's bright dots obstructing your vision, and you think "but I didn't stare into any bright lights, did I"

Soon you recall you have a history of migraines and now you may have to prep for a bad one
January 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Loved his sci-fi horror books
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Nintendo defaulted to the right face button being Confirm, and most devs follow that it seems. The Dark Souls Remastered port does not. I am deeply fascinated which part of my brain has a hard time with thisd, because I always play From otherwise outside Nintendo.
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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Bloomberg's X account has more than 800k followers. Their most recent post was shared five times

It would basically come at close to zero cost for outlets like Bloomberg to delete their X accounts, and "We don't want to use a non-consensual deepfake abuse app as a comms platform" is a fine excuse
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Keep getting served ads for a thing called TourBox which looks like fidget toys but is actually a bunch of bindable buttons that could be cool for art.

But on what planet are they worth $250-$350 when they're just ugly gamepad monstrosities, and no gamepad with more complex tech ever cost that much
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I dropped an earbud into the engine of our car today, how are you
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
A big gripe in narratives with character revivals trying to squeeze sadness out of death moments

And now that's just everywhere
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Who decided compilation video shorts have to play that stupid bass peaking noise between each clip
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
The US is gonna be able to proudly celebrate existing for a quarter-millennium this year! Happy existing, United States! May you free them all
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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That's it. That's the show.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Scully: I have a date. Unlike you, Mulder, I want to have a life.

Mulder, through a mouthful of pie and bacon, unshaven, wearing the same clothes he had on 3 days ago after spending the weekend in jail:
...I have a life.

That's it. That's the show.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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First art of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Have at least this much Iconoclasts stuff (not just Vita games) that I stupidly held on to for this long, but maybe there's still interested buyers or something, thatvwould be cool. We're thinking of ways!
December 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I always obsessed about noy letting my neck hair grow too long for fear of looking like a 90⁰ wall, but it's been curling nice lately

Sorry for selfie
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I always obsessed about noy letting my neck hair grow too long for fear of looking like a 90⁰ wall, but it's been curling nice lately

Sorry for selfie
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
So pretty

Fuck snow though
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 AM
What do Japanese creators imply when they add "Re:" into a title

Is it just nothing but a differentiator like so many other titles
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Though my life has programmed me to hang toilet or tissue paper forward-facing, the backward-facing saves you from cats feeling like they should unwind the whole roll.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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this is a secret media vision game (developers of wild arms)
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 AM