Round John Virgin
@koolwhp.bsky.social
a sassy brassy musical humdinger yankeeghost.bandcamp.com
If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas, only $4800
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas, only $4800
When I see an ad for "probiotic soda"
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When I see an ad for "probiotic soda"
Finally at the age where I'm buying clothes at Costco
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Finally at the age where I'm buying clothes at Costco
Time for the yearly Thanksgiving Eve viewing of Fun in Balloonland. Thanks @rifftrax.com for the opening psychotic break of the holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Time for the yearly Thanksgiving Eve viewing of Fun in Balloonland. Thanks @rifftrax.com for the opening psychotic break of the holiday season
What's YOUR gender?
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What's YOUR gender?
the only spam I've ever clicked on thinking it was legitimate
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the only spam I've ever clicked on thinking it was legitimate
I saw a huge cock last night
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I saw a huge cock last night
I wasn't planning on it, but thanks for the advice
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wasn't planning on it, but thanks for the advice
Thinking about my childhood friend Pete who thought this said "Bulldog for Sale"
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Thinking about my childhood friend Pete who thought this said "Bulldog for Sale"
A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die
Get this piece of shit outta my Lions game
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Get this piece of shit outta my Lions game
All Saul Bellow novels need horny covers
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
All Saul Bellow novels need horny covers
They just don't make album covers like this anymore
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They just don't make album covers like this anymore
This could be us but you playin
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This could be us but you playin
This transcription of a wrong number call I got sounds like Sun Kil Moon lyrics
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This transcription of a wrong number call I got sounds like Sun Kil Moon lyrics
Men only need three things
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Men only need three things
What your boy has been listening to the last couple days
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What your boy has been listening to the last couple days
This is one of the best Will Oldham albums and I don't care who knows it
October 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is one of the best Will Oldham albums and I don't care who knows it