Hall of Ween
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As always, here is my way-too-long Halloween playlist. Recommendation: play loud at ghost orgies open.spotify.com/playlist/0RO...
Hell-O-Ween
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I am one of those dirtbags who prefers lemon lime Faygo to Sprite
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Perfect metaphor for the Browns
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I am one of those dirtbags who prefers lemon lime Faygo to Sprite
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Meet me at the Apple Butter Festival in Grand Rapids, Ohio, this afternoon if you want an ass kicking
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Watching local news in my hometown and one segment was basically just uncritically reading off a Chamber of Commerce report on how great data centers are for Ohio. We might be cooked
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I need to know ... uh for a friend
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There should be a Michelin Star rating system for glory holes
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I hope Jack White is paying royalties to the self-titled Boss Hog album
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BOWLING GREEN INTERCEPTED IT OFF THE BUTT CHEEK (RESPECTFULLY)

THE BG BOOTY INT
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I'm generally not jealous of other songwriters, but goddamn when I listen to the Decemberists I'm like well I don't have to write anything else because @colinmeloy.bsky.social is absolutely doing the most and doing it better than anyone else
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aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
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AND I bought the two-disc reissue because my original CDs from back in the day started skipping. Still thinking about getting the reissue coming out next month that has four discs of previously unreleased live shit!
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What album have you purchased the most? Off the top of my head, I think Mellon Collie? I bought the CDs the week it came out, I bought the CDs again a couple years later in college after a girl stole that copy, I bought the super deluxe edition that came out in 2012 (cont.)
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Why is there not a nationwide fast food chain that serves nothing but breakfast food all day long? This is a billion dollar idea just waving in the wind
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If you stayed up for that entire Tigers game, you should be eligible for something free from Little Caesars
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Crapping in the Wal-Mart: A Road Trip Story
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I mean, if Saudi Arabia wants to give money to a middling indie rock band from Cleveland, I certainly wouldn't turn down that phone call
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The only bad thing about Aldi is getting addicted to one of their limited time items. I knew I should have bought like a dozen of those frozen Detroit style pizzas
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A cool thing about Roku TVs is that sometimes you're just trying to change the volume and it freezes up and restarts like five times. My 35-year-old 13-inch Sony doesn't do that. How is technology getting shittier over time?
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Peter Jackson needs to go back and start making extremely gross 90-minute horror comedies again
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
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TRADE: The Bengals are acquiring Joe Flacco and a sixth-round pick from the Browns for a fifth-round pick, sources say.
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I got the Aldi version and a pound of ground beef, come on over