Korbei83
@korbei83.bsky.social
Mostly here to chat about hockey and our existential dread.
Don't mess with things you don't understand. 🇨🇦
Don't mess with things you don't understand. 🇨🇦
Whoever designed the Minecraft console control scheme has never played any other first person game on console in their entire life. It's like everything was randomly assigned to buttons by a monkey.
Why have I inflicted this upon my child?
Why have I inflicted this upon my child?
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Whoever designed the Minecraft console control scheme has never played any other first person game on console in their entire life. It's like everything was randomly assigned to buttons by a monkey.
Why have I inflicted this upon my child?
Why have I inflicted this upon my child?
Calling the two dollar coins Twoonies instead of Doubloons was a missed opportunity
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Calling the two dollar coins Twoonies instead of Doubloons was a missed opportunity
Unrelated to anything outside my own health, I quit drinking coffee a couple months ago and boy was that a good financial decision
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Unrelated to anything outside my own health, I quit drinking coffee a couple months ago and boy was that a good financial decision
Making chicken wings in the oven is a perfect way to make them take 10 times as long and be 1/10th as tasty
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Making chicken wings in the oven is a perfect way to make them take 10 times as long and be 1/10th as tasty
Rice Krispy Treats remain the best way to get a whole bag of marshmallows in your diet
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Rice Krispy Treats remain the best way to get a whole bag of marshmallows in your diet
Time to find some bats
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Time to find some bats
Please don't let this go to extra innings
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Please don't let this go to extra innings
We're just breathing. Just breathe.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We're just breathing. Just breathe.
Alright that's not bad. Coulda been worse
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Alright that's not bad. Coulda been worse
I do not live in NYC, NY state or the USA and I am sick to death of hearing about the mayoralty election
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I do not live in NYC, NY state or the USA and I am sick to death of hearing about the mayoralty election
If you fill up your home in The Sims with all the most expensive stuff in the game, it looks gaudy and shit. I feel like that was intended commentary.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you fill up your home in The Sims with all the most expensive stuff in the game, it looks gaudy and shit. I feel like that was intended commentary.
Thank you Health Canada for informing me these Halloween candies are high in sugar
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Thank you Health Canada for informing me these Halloween candies are high in sugar