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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by kould.bsky.social
Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO, talks about the Onion's decision to buy InfoWars at the bankruptcy auction for Alex Jones:

"As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...
theonion.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM