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@koutavi.bsky.social
probably not a cryptid?

nyc born and raised; you have now been warned
I AM A GODDAMN MILLENNIAL I CAN WRITE MY OWN EMAILS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

google needs to let me turn this shit the fuck off. it is popping up constantly, i have turned off EVERY INSTANCE I CAN FIND of gemini/AI/auto-anything and would nope out if i knew of a client NOT shoving AI down your throat...
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i'm not hallucinating this part, at least... the link WAS www.youtube.com/live/4FA59cz... not that it's anything now.
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers:
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
thank you! ❤️ i thought it was free at first too but then:
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
he actually said this, along with a lot of other worrying shit. lethality, speed, less guardrails, more money, privatization. anti-woke AI figuring out the most efficient ways to kill. he sounds like a supervillain.

video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=li4M...
transcript: singjupost.com/transcript-p...
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
gift link from op! absolutely amazing, THIS a fantastic use of AI -- there are so many great applications for non-consumer-facing AI models, it's extra enraging that american tech giants only care about profit.

also lol at the timing of this morning's nytimes blast... no differentiation at all?
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
hey #dogsofbluesky, enjoy this holiday photoshoot for #adoptable #rescuedog scrappy! he is ~10lbs of snuggles and puppy kisses and happy wiggles, and adores playing with his similarly-sized foster siblings. men and large dogs are scary at first, but he warms up! www.redhookdogrescue.org/applications
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
goals:
5 kinds of cookies
empanadas
puppy christmas photoshoot

reality:
4 kinds of cookies (my hands couldn't hack the spritz press)
crescent dogs (spine can't handle standing for hours to fry)
"the dogs won't know the difference if i dress them up for presents and snacks tomorrow..."
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
honestly i'm real mad that my body is too broken to pivot to cooking for a living. i'm fucking good at it!

(caramelized onion, bacon, spinach & gruyere quiche + sauteed mushrooms on the side)

new survival strategy: attract someone with good health insurance using photos of my culinary prowess?
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
done! a trio of decorative eye daisies + puff eye daisy hair clip.

this is gonna be a very random ravelry entry.
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hello 🌼_🌼 sunshine

blame 1. @keezyyoung.bsky.social for ingenious cover design and 2. the existence of neon blue glow in the dark yarn, not me.
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
there's another one of these still in the pan, i'm gonna need help again...
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
idk wtf i'm gonna do with this stuff, but at least it's cute. totally out of this yarn now or i'd consider making another of the little lace flowers just to have it be 2/4/2... crocheted wool trivet-placemat-coaster things with acrylic/rubber dot nonslip backing.

anybody want the set?
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i've created a monster (myself)

sorry for lack of description i haven't slept at all for two nights and my brain is fork in a garbage disposal noises
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
somewhere between coasters 3 and 4 something clicked into place that hasn't for basketweave yet and i love math so decided to brave a placemat just to MAKE something instead of purely fight with it and now the set has evolved.

whomst might one even foist fiber craft off on these days, anyway? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
finished and blocked a coaster set... i might have a source for nonslip backing scraps that would work well for small pieces like these, in which case i'd be comfortable gifting/selling them for practical use.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
or maybe @sushisiren.bsky.social was right and it is the usps being unreliable af? i just received this email... and sure enough, i'm in the 'didn't get mine' group. bc of course i'm in the 'fuck you' group. as always. the universe hates me.

how do i get uncursed???
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
fourth is about 2/3 done, idk how many a set should even be but this skein has another two worth of yarn in it i think
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
all the sides (tho the cranberry i made the other day is in a jar in the fridge, as are the cupcakes) and the big chonker should be out in an hour or so...
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i'm still working on mine (i got a last minute free turkey but also always do birthday friendsgiving on the weekend when everything is on clearance lol) but for EXAMPLE:
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i made too much and somehow have no takers this year?? 😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
pepper has been granted a stay on account of i did something Bad to my spine and can't handle a drive that long right now, plus the roof start got bumped for weather... can my pain save a tiny scared pirate? 🤞🐾
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
stop scraping my account for AI and maybe i'll think about it (i.e. no 🙂)

it feels very 'old man shaking cane' to say, but i remember when there were no inbox categories. so if i want to filter my incoming mail i'll set it up myself. i don't need your "smart" features!

p.s. gemini is an idiot.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
#dogsofbluesky i desperately need help to save pepper. i've limited interactions for hopefully obvious reasons, but my DMs are open. if you message to condemn what is already a heartbreaking situation, you will be blocked.

tl;dr pepper needs a new foster, or it's goodbye. in nyc but will transport.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
or you could be me and also have bpd which means you hyperfixate on relationships & are twice as emotional and fussy about anything that seems even slightly wrong in it!!! (don't be me, it sucks, i'm gonna die alone with my rescues but plz know if nobody notices and they eat me to survive it's okay)
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM