You see those ghost estates half built 15 years ago and left to rot, they are of course the fault of the fella who came here two years ago escaping war.

The masses of homes on AirBnb while Ireland's homeless figures hit the roof are also somehow him.

If they even slightly believed it they'd swap. The reality is, their high salary just doesn't afford what it used to. Because of spiralling wealth inequality.

Life on benefits is miserable. Financially miserable and miserable through the disdain the media generate too.

You need to call this fella.

Now. I deeply love egg mayo, but I cannot endorse putting it in a vol au vent!