Kpantsvp
@kpantsvp.bsky.social
Views/opinions are my own, because I'm selfish that way. I like horror films, books, libraries, LOTR, MST3K, Godzilla, and your dog. He/him #BLM #mutantfam #fangoria #lastdrivein #MST3K #LOTR #Godzilla #horror #booksky
It’s a RiffTrax: Whizzo the Clown! and Eyes Wide Shut kind of Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s a RiffTrax: Whizzo the Clown! and Eyes Wide Shut kind of Christmas.
If you look up “gacked” in the dictionary it’s just the video of #MarcoRubio speaking today. 🌨️
December 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you look up “gacked” in the dictionary it’s just the video of #MarcoRubio speaking today. 🌨️
That’s Adderall, Folks! #pedopresident
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That’s Adderall, Folks! #pedopresident
Hellhound in repose.
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hellhound in repose.
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No ma’am I do not want to see your sternum, but please accept this ham sandwich and/or Narcan.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No ma’am I do not want to see your sternum, but please accept this ham sandwich and/or Narcan.
Someone ask Secretary Kegsbreath if “Operation Southern Spear” is code for tRump giving Clinton a blowjob.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Someone ask Secretary Kegsbreath if “Operation Southern Spear” is code for tRump giving Clinton a blowjob.
When they go low, step on their necks. 💫
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When they go low, step on their necks. 💫
🔥Hellhound and/or mush-face big baby.🔥
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
🔥Hellhound and/or mush-face big baby.🔥
Well, we’re waiting.
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Well, we’re waiting.
Someone better do a welfare check on Bill Ackman.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Someone better do a welfare check on Bill Ackman.
A bad night for MAGA is a good night for America.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A bad night for MAGA is a good night for America.
Dick Cheney died and I laughed because fuck that guy.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dick Cheney died and I laughed because fuck that guy.
Lol, no MRI is “routine,” try again.
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lol, no MRI is “routine,” try again.
New season of True Detective.
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New season of True Detective.
Hey worthless mainstream press you need to start asking TACO who he’ll endorse as Republican Nominee for POTUS in 2028. Now is the time to get ahead of this unconstitutional third-term bullshit before it gets sane-washed and normalized like everything else.
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hey worthless mainstream press you need to start asking TACO who he’ll endorse as Republican Nominee for POTUS in 2028. Now is the time to get ahead of this unconstitutional third-term bullshit before it gets sane-washed and normalized like everything else.
Just found out there are dog parks that don’t allow children so now I know where I shall spend the rest of my life.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just found out there are dog parks that don’t allow children so now I know where I shall spend the rest of my life.
Did that 🧊piece of shit who shot that poor dog and, fleeing the scene of his crime, left the dog to bleed out in front of his family ever get arrested?
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Did that 🧊piece of shit who shot that poor dog and, fleeing the scene of his crime, left the dog to bleed out in front of his family ever get arrested?
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Paging Dr. Phibes. Dr. Phibes, you have a telephone call.
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Paging Dr. Phibes. Dr. Phibes, you have a telephone call.
Quick what’s your favorite underutilized Amendment and why is it the #25thAmendment ?
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Quick what’s your favorite underutilized Amendment and why is it the #25thAmendment ?
I’m a radical leftist because I like Presidents who don’t declare war on American cities nor American Citizens.
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m a radical leftist because I like Presidents who don’t declare war on American cities nor American Citizens.