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Luna Michele
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🏳️‍⚧️ I love women. I fear fish
I've been telling people that for my wedding I'll wear a black dress and apparently from the responses I've gotten EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN THE WORLD wishes they did the same
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Has anyone explained how the Cracker Barrel rebrand is woke, or are we just legitimately at the point of "anything I don't like is woke"?
August 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Came out publicly as trans on monday and this was on my desk at work the next day
August 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The vet says our rabbit probably has anxiety, so now the only one in the house with a normal brain is the cat
August 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
At this point, I'm not sure what dems consider their actual goals, seeing as everything seems to be a distraction
Nancy Pelosi characterizes the Epstein scandal and seeming coverup as "a distraction" from kitchen table issues
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I keep seeing some variation of "No Kings Day? Did they forget about JESUS?" but the absolute worst take I've seen is "Why didn't they call it No Presidents Day if they're so mad about the president?"
June 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I guess Elon Musk can't buy every election.

Congratulations to Wisconsin, a state that continues to impress with their legislative and judicial election results.

(I say that begrudgingly as someone who has a lot of family from Minnesota)
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In honor of Trans Day of Visibility, I came out to my entire extended family today
March 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
An ancient memory returned to me from my childhood and now I fear I've named myself after a bat
March 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I do enjoy the annoucers still acting like the Chiefs have a chance of coming back
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The only thing surprising about this is that he resigned
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity."

He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So while it's very funny that Trump's EO defining gender as what you are at conception inadvertently categorized everyone as women, it's 100% phrased that way as justification for "life begins at conception" anti-abortion arguments, right?
January 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Can't believe they jumped but the taunting dance is too damn funny
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Came out to my father-in-law and the first thing he said was "How will this affect your tax situation?"
January 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is such a wild thing to say when the role of trans people in politics lately has been attacks against us on one side and half-hearted support on the other. We don't play an outsized role in politics. We're a marginalized group whose rights are in need of protection
With utter respect: I am in full support of trans folks; delighted they are about and out, to be honest. But, 1.36% of people have been playing an out-sized role in Democratic politics at the expense of some very very important, other foci. Can this be agreed upon?
December 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
It should be talked about more that the first story of the Bible is an explanation of why snakes don't have arms
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Told my friend I'm transitioning today and he said "It makes sense now why you like Fallout New Vegas so much"
November 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM