Kris
@krismb123.bsky.social
co-founder of @thesmutcap.bsky.social
Friend sends a photo of something in their room.
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Friend sends a photo of something in their room.
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
Sometimes when you need a good cry, you break your own heart and watch the Selena documentary. (Some kids had a Titanic hyperfixation, I had a Selena Quintanilla hyperfixation)
a woman in a white shirt is dancing with her arms in the air and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is dancing with her arms in the air and smiling .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Sometimes when you need a good cry, you break your own heart and watch the Selena documentary. (Some kids had a Titanic hyperfixation, I had a Selena Quintanilla hyperfixation)
Back to work tomorrow. And no, I didn’t de-Christmas my house today like I’d planned. WELP! 😮💨
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Back to work tomorrow. And no, I didn’t de-Christmas my house today like I’d planned. WELP! 😮💨
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do not love me
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
do not love me
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
If twee is actually returning in 2026, prepare to be SICK of me 😌
a man and a woman are sitting in a dark room
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a dark room
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If twee is actually returning in 2026, prepare to be SICK of me 😌
Fighting the urge to clean my house on New Year’s Day because
a man in a suit and tie is saying that he is not superstitious but i am a little stitious .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying that he is not superstitious but i am a little stitious .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Fighting the urge to clean my house on New Year’s Day because
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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A little peek into what we’ll be focusing on in 2026 - we hope you’ll join us! 🪩✨♥️
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A little peek into what we’ll be focusing on in 2026 - we hope you’ll join us! 🪩✨♥️
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retweet if u love diet coke or being dominated
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
retweet if u love diet coke or being dominated
Surely I’ll have more hot takes, maybe even today, but I think I’m just like 😮💨 after spending the better part of this year seeing some of the ugliest parts behind the curtain of this world. Hell, so much is center stage, even. 👀
Anyway, about that book I should be reading…
Anyway, about that book I should be reading…
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Surely I’ll have more hot takes, maybe even today, but I think I’m just like 😮💨 after spending the better part of this year seeing some of the ugliest parts behind the curtain of this world. Hell, so much is center stage, even. 👀
Anyway, about that book I should be reading…
Anyway, about that book I should be reading…
Ya know…it’s the end of a fucking wild year and I’ve been feeling pretty brave (famous last words). I’ve got a couple of hot takes to get outta my system. *clears throat*
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ya know…it’s the end of a fucking wild year and I’ve been feeling pretty brave (famous last words). I’ve got a couple of hot takes to get outta my system. *clears throat*
Ffs, I’ve been WAY too online today, between TSC work and just fucking around. Tomorrow, we will read a gd book. 😮💨🙃
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ffs, I’ve been WAY too online today, between TSC work and just fucking around. Tomorrow, we will read a gd book. 😮💨🙃
Ope, she’s back on bsky. 🩵🌤️
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ope, she’s back on bsky. 🩵🌤️