At a Trader Joe's just now, a fellow shopper came up to me in tears, said "I follow you on Bluesky, sir." After I thanked him, the store employees saluted me as I left the store with my jar of chili onion crisp.

If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes