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Kris Paige
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Queer writer.

They/them and mayhem.

I probably follow you on a list if I like/repost you and you don't see me as a follower.

#actuallyAutistic #amWriting #queerWriter #lgbtq+

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He's also a self-serving shill who'll never get a lot of our votes again. Have fun in your early retirement, Mr Polis. Senate? The White House? You will not be sent there.
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nothing will make us forgive you for sucking up to RFK and the Trump admin. Nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Kris Paige
Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Obviously someone with more money than brains.
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He's running for President? He's only governor of Colorado because the CO GOP can't run a candidate who's not approaching a vegetative state for statewide office.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The only reason Polis is governor is because the Colorado GOP has been on a 15+ year slide to irrelevance.
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Is it wrong to hope he chokes on his own vomit during a stomach bug?
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Denver Nativism is like being a hipster for brown grass and bentonite.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Leo (as Kevin) vs Hunter Rose: FIGHT!
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I fucking hate this timeline.
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There was also a picture of a scene similar to the one described as a graphic file on the Bard's Tale III Apple II disks you could load and view.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Couldn't possibly be because he was always a poor man's Dennis Miller, who isn't funny either, could it?
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm super ready for Polis, who has the moral turpitude of a rabbit, to be out of the Governor's Office.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM