Kris Paige
@krispaige.com
Queer writer.
They/them and mayhem.
I probably follow you on a list if I like/repost you and you don't see me as a follower.
#actuallyAutistic #amWriting #queerWriter #lgbtq+
Author of: https://extranapkins.club
https://krispaige.com
They/them and mayhem.
I probably follow you on a list if I like/repost you and you don't see me as a follower.
#actuallyAutistic #amWriting #queerWriter #lgbtq+
Author of: https://extranapkins.club
https://krispaige.com
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"I have heard that the thoughts you think most often, and strongest, are etched on the inside of your skull," the necromancer's assistant said. "Is that true?"
"It is," the necromancer said. "Though I rarely try to read them."
"Will you read mine, when I'm dead?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Yes."
"It is," the necromancer said. "Though I rarely try to read them."
"Will you read mine, when I'm dead?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Yes."
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"I have heard that the thoughts you think most often, and strongest, are etched on the inside of your skull," the necromancer's assistant said. "Is that true?"
"It is," the necromancer said. "Though I rarely try to read them."
"Will you read mine, when I'm dead?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Yes."
"It is," the necromancer said. "Though I rarely try to read them."
"Will you read mine, when I'm dead?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Yes."
I'm making sauce on Christmas Eve. It shall be
The Nightmarinara Before Christmas
The Nightmarinara Before Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm making sauce on Christmas Eve. It shall be
The Nightmarinara Before Christmas
The Nightmarinara Before Christmas
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Adapted from a play and you can tell. Everyone does a very fine job. Frank Langella does an adept job playing Nixon without devolving into parody. Michael Sheen seems like he's enjoying playing David Frost. Ron Howard directs. There's no single 'wow' moment. Recommend. 4/5.
Adapted from a play and you can tell. Everyone does a very fine job. Frank Langella does an adept job playing Nixon without devolving into parody. Michael Sheen seems like he's enjoying playing David Frost. Ron Howard directs. There's no single 'wow' moment. Recommend. 4/5.
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Adapted from a play and you can tell. Everyone does a very fine job. Frank Langella does an adept job playing Nixon without devolving into parody. Michael Sheen seems like he's enjoying playing David Frost. Ron Howard directs. There's no single 'wow' moment. Recommend. 4/5.
Adapted from a play and you can tell. Everyone does a very fine job. Frank Langella does an adept job playing Nixon without devolving into parody. Michael Sheen seems like he's enjoying playing David Frost. Ron Howard directs. There's no single 'wow' moment. Recommend. 4/5.
This timeline just gets stupider and stupider.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This timeline just gets stupider and stupider.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me: "I'm going to do editing on Act I now that it's done."
Also Me: *Writes three scenes of Act II.*
#amWriting #writingCommunity
Also Me: *Writes three scenes of Act II.*
#amWriting #writingCommunity
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me: "I'm going to do editing on Act I now that it's done."
Also Me: *Writes three scenes of Act II.*
#amWriting #writingCommunity
Also Me: *Writes three scenes of Act II.*
#amWriting #writingCommunity
It's weird that all the Apollo moon landings happened before I was born, but I'll still probably live to see the Artemis 3 astronauts die on the moon.
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's weird that all the Apollo moon landings happened before I was born, but I'll still probably live to see the Artemis 3 astronauts die on the moon.
My favorite playlist on Apple Music.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My favorite playlist on Apple Music.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Peak career arc:
Tech → Architect → Goose farmer 🪿
Tech → Architect → Goose farmer 🪿
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Peak career arc:
Tech → Architect → Goose farmer 🪿
Tech → Architect → Goose farmer 🪿
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To be fair, it is pretty.
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
To be fair, it is pretty.
Devi is making me listen to Slipknot and all I can hear is a very technically talented band that is exceptional at emulating their influences.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Devi is making me listen to Slipknot and all I can hear is a very technically talented band that is exceptional at emulating their influences.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They should make Caffeine Free Monster, just for fun.
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They should make Caffeine Free Monster, just for fun.
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apologies for beating this absolutely perished horse but i woke up to yet ✨another✨ job rejection, if you like what i do and have the means i'd appreciate any and all support, thank you 💖🌿
🛒 nooskaart.etsy.com
☕ ko-fi.com/nooska
🌸 nooskadraws.gumroad.com
🛒 nooskaart.etsy.com
☕ ko-fi.com/nooska
🌸 nooskadraws.gumroad.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
apologies for beating this absolutely perished horse but i woke up to yet ✨another✨ job rejection, if you like what i do and have the means i'd appreciate any and all support, thank you 💖🌿
🛒 nooskaart.etsy.com
☕ ko-fi.com/nooska
🌸 nooskadraws.gumroad.com
🛒 nooskaart.etsy.com
☕ ko-fi.com/nooska
🌸 nooskadraws.gumroad.com
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What we need is the return of Google Reader. All of society went downhill when we lost that
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What we need is the return of Google Reader. All of society went downhill when we lost that
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CU Boulder Turning Point USA Secretary Nathan Ellis in his own words:
"I'm actually racist, I'm just straight up racist."
"I'm actually racist, I'm just straight up racist."
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
CU Boulder Turning Point USA Secretary Nathan Ellis in his own words:
"I'm actually racist, I'm just straight up racist."
"I'm actually racist, I'm just straight up racist."
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Welp
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Welp
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
"Communications of the ACM" has become an LLM enthusiast publication and is no longer worth the effort to read.
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Communications of the ACM" has become an LLM enthusiast publication and is no longer worth the effort to read.
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immigration enforcement officer is such a great career for anyone who's ever wanted to be a danger to everyone around them
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
immigration enforcement officer is such a great career for anyone who's ever wanted to be a danger to everyone around them
HOAs are an affront to a free society.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
HOAs are an affront to a free society.
The great thing about not being a heavy drinker and pothead anymore is that when I do partake, I'm a complete lightweight.
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The great thing about not being a heavy drinker and pothead anymore is that when I do partake, I'm a complete lightweight.