kris-tinsel 🎅☃️
@krist.bsky.social
just a shiny pink nazgûl screaming across the sky ☄️ 30s. 🔞. I like cats and RPGs and shipping and romance and horror and fellow bisexy disasters. I also write candidly about BPD, but I'm just here to have a good time.
August staring at me, judging my choices, wondering why I'm not getting ready for sleepy cuddles.
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
August staring at me, judging my choices, wondering why I'm not getting ready for sleepy cuddles.
The only milk I like and will (redacted) 🫡
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The only milk I like and will (redacted) 🫡
me, crying at the sink to whatever unfortunate person just came in to check their hair: AND HE CALLED ME ADORABLE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A COMPLIMENT FROM ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
me, crying at the sink to whatever unfortunate person just came in to check their hair: AND HE CALLED ME ADORABLE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A COMPLIMENT FROM ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
Me, crying in the ladies' room stall to whatever unfortunate person is washing their hands at the sink: AND HE WEARS RINGS AND CUFFLINKS AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW I'M PUNCHING ABOVE MY WEIGHT
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me, crying in the ladies' room stall to whatever unfortunate person is washing their hands at the sink: AND HE WEARS RINGS AND CUFFLINKS AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW I'M PUNCHING ABOVE MY WEIGHT
My company for the first two episodes of Taylor's documentary.
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My company for the first two episodes of Taylor's documentary.
*frames this tweet*
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*frames this tweet*
Me, having to choose what to spend my end of the year bonus on, Roathe "Emet-Selch has returned" Warframe or being emotionally overwhelmed by the possibility of more of this:
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me, having to choose what to spend my end of the year bonus on, Roathe "Emet-Selch has returned" Warframe or being emotionally overwhelmed by the possibility of more of this:
there's a theme here but only those who know me can suss it out,,,,,,,,,
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
there's a theme here but only those who know me can suss it out,,,,,,,,,
Me, listening to a man explore the psychology of switch dynamics while moaning helplessly, while also taking notes for the cozy erotica I'm writing: hm,,, yes,,, fascinating....
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me, listening to a man explore the psychology of switch dynamics while moaning helplessly, while also taking notes for the cozy erotica I'm writing: hm,,, yes,,, fascinating....
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
*sighs wistfully, busts out the usual Jarl-inspired jpg*
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
*sighs wistfully, busts out the usual Jarl-inspired jpg*
Or, slightly simpler:
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Or, slightly simpler:
Rare family selfie edited to show its most important member: my sister's Devon Rex cat, Smeagol.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Rare family selfie edited to show its most important member: my sister's Devon Rex cat, Smeagol.
Normal comfy panties day. 💞
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Normal comfy panties day. 💞
Thank youuuuu, but also sending mildly concerned and definitely impressed well wishes to you. 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Thank youuuuu, but also sending mildly concerned and definitely impressed well wishes to you. 🙏
I don't feel pressured, just incredibly tempted !!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don't feel pressured, just incredibly tempted !!!