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Granny's Church Clap
@krista-marie.bsky.social
Elder millenial who's always tired.
Unambiguously Black woman.
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I love how Jasmine Crokett's voice, fire, and fortitude are being elevated right now, but I am also so weary bc you know the ✋🏻's loooooove a sassy BW they can support and quote and digitally high-five - until they don't.
February 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
And another thing!

In all my born days in FL, I've NEVER used the gulf's full government name. She's always just been "The Gulf". So whether miss thang decides to use her original name Gulf of Mexico or her colonized one, Gulf of America...

Her mama call her Gulf, so imma call her Gulf
a man with a beard and glasses is sitting in a chair with a caption that says his momma named him clay
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is sitting in a chair with a caption that says his momma named him clay
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February 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This is Black History, baby.
February 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Well, we knew they would blame the plane crash on DEI, and Trump's sycophants will just nod their heads even though it is a nonsensical claim. I don't know how Republicans live with themselves. I really don't. And frankly, most of those Democrats, too, as they put up no resistance.
January 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hell has frozen over huh?
January 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Rich white man impressed by another rich white man. News at 11
Another one.
January 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching The Preacher's Wife...
"Betsy Adams can't take care of no 5 yr old! You know that woman is two days older than dirt!"

Jenifer Lewis really is the mother of Black Hollywood 🤣🤣
#blackthreads
December 16, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I was watching an interview Sway did with #NikkiGiovanni where she revealed her only tattoo was one on her arm saying "thug life" in honor of Tupac when he died. She said she wanted folks to know that the old ladies cared about his death too!
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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“Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours”
Mexican President Claps Back at Trump Over Tariffs
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum threatened to implement retaliatory tariffs should Trump implement his proposed economic measures against Mexico.
www.rollingstone.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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Being a parent is crazy. You help create this life and then worry about them forever.
November 27, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Kendrick Lamar's song Luther was made for the lovers and aunties #BlackSky
a woman is sitting in a chair holding a microphone and smiling .
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November 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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The first 30 minutes after my direct deposit hit

The most dangerous moment of my entire month
November 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
The royal match game ads stress me out! Because how are you a king and yet I'm supposed to constantly bail you out of dangerous situations???
November 22, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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The Loveland Foundation and Black Girls Smile give vouchers to Black women and girls who need assistance paying for therapy. Tell everyone you know!
Black women: my therapist shared this resource with me and I want to share with you. The Loveland Foundation will fund a set number of your therapy sessions up to $120 per session. thelovelandfoundation.org
The Loveland Foundation
thelovelandfoundation.org
November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Not only do we need to pause all cookout invitations, we need to establish an annual review process. #Blacksky
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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I dont mean no harm... and i'm not trying to be in no body business... but "do" congress got an HR??????
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Girls weekend pregame at our big age means handing out gasX pills pre-dinner and making sure our outfits were warm and cozy enough. We really are in our auntie era 😭😭
November 18, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Had a girls weekend in Atlanta and saw Tessa Thompson & John Bernthal at our restaurant! When Tessa walked by me she smiled and I was ready to ask to have her babies 😭😭😭
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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Can we all agree that cookout passes are temporarily unavailable? #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Don't forget, #Blacksky, to follow fellow Detroiter @phillewis.bsky.social - "Black Twitter's CNN" - over here for the latest headlines and news.
November 10, 2024 at 11:04 PM