Kristen Lenth
@kristenlenth.bsky.social
Therapist, mom, wife, bisexual, opera singer, and college educator. I'm here for cat pics, therapy jokes, LGBTQ+ rights, and queer romance novels. Join me :)
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"Ignore my mother’s marriage advice. Especially if it involves a not-so-distant relation or anyone in the clergy."
A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions
1. Learn to play the pianoforte moderately well. Stick to duets. 2. Stop taking long walks in the rain while underdressed. 3. Throw out...
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January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"Ignore my mother’s marriage advice. Especially if it involves a not-so-distant relation or anyone in the clergy."
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"Not to make this whole thing about me, but seeking my dad's approval has caused a lot of people-pleasing, codependent tendencies to manifest in the way I communicate. I’ve obviously gotten over most of them, but this 'sorry' habit will be the last one to go."
I, a Woman, Am Officially Done Saying “I’m Sorry”
Dear colleagues, I just wanted to reach out and let you know that I’m officially done saying sorry. As a woman, I feel the flippant use and misuse ...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Not to make this whole thing about me, but seeking my dad's approval has caused a lot of people-pleasing, codependent tendencies to manifest in the way I communicate. I’ve obviously gotten over most of them, but this 'sorry' habit will be the last one to go."
Caught up until next Monday!!
September 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Caught up until next Monday!!
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"In time, GALC will ensure all women are too busy self-improving to form thoughts. If your GALC still doesn’t understand your inner child by week six, that’s on you."
Your Government-Assigned Life Coach
Starting later this year, all American women will be required to have a Government-Assigned Life Coach (GALC) in order to maintain US citizenship. ...
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July 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"In time, GALC will ensure all women are too busy self-improving to form thoughts. If your GALC still doesn’t understand your inner child by week six, that’s on you."
Reasons you need a real therapist and not a chat bot: www.livescience.com/technology/a...
'Meth is what makes you able to do your job': AI can push you to relapse if you're struggling with addiction, study finds
In rare cases where users are vulnerable to psychological manipulation, chatbots consistently learn the best ways to exploit them, a new study has revealed.
www.livescience.com
June 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reasons you need a real therapist and not a chat bot: www.livescience.com/technology/a...
The theme of today is:
April 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The theme of today is:
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I would pay higher taxes if…
a) I knew it would go to housing the poor
b) I knew it would go to helping children
c) I knew it would fund yet another week of golf for President Trump
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
a) I knew it would go to housing the poor
b) I knew it would go to helping children
c) I knew it would fund yet another week of golf for President Trump
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
Please take a few moments to let us know how you’d like your tax dollars spent by the Trump administration. 1. It’s important to me that my money s...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I would pay higher taxes if…
a) I knew it would go to housing the poor
b) I knew it would go to helping children
c) I knew it would fund yet another week of golf for President Trump
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
a) I knew it would go to housing the poor
b) I knew it would go to helping children
c) I knew it would fund yet another week of golf for President Trump
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
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"The beginning of the modern [HAPPY] Rights Movement is typically traced back to June 28, 1969, when a group of [PASSIONATE BARBRA STREISAND FANS] at the Stonewall Inn were [POLITELY ASKED TO DISPERSE] by the NYPD."
American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
“Images of ‘Enola Gay,’ the aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in Japan are among those targeted by the U.S. military in an initiati...
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March 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"The beginning of the modern [HAPPY] Rights Movement is typically traced back to June 28, 1969, when a group of [PASSIONATE BARBRA STREISAND FANS] at the Stonewall Inn were [POLITELY ASKED TO DISPERSE] by the NYPD."
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"Effectively immediately, race will no longer be considered as a factor in admissions decisions. In fact, to ensure we don’t promote equal access to education by accident, only applicants named 'Bradford' will be admitted to the college."
Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
“[T]he University of North Texas administration recently censored the content of more than two hundred academic courses, including by mandating the...
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February 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Effectively immediately, race will no longer be considered as a factor in admissions decisions. In fact, to ensure we don’t promote equal access to education by accident, only applicants named 'Bradford' will be admitted to the college."
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“Controversy is not created by a flag, but by those who insist that inclusion is a problem,” writes Sayre Posey, Utah’s 2025 Teacher of the Year.
Voices: I’m a history teacher in Utah. History will not look kindly on efforts targeting pride flags.
“Controversy is not created by a flag, but by those who insist that inclusion is a problem,” writes Sayre Posey, Utah’s 2025 Teacher of the Year.
www.sltrib.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Controversy is not created by a flag, but by those who insist that inclusion is a problem,” writes Sayre Posey, Utah’s 2025 Teacher of the Year.
Meanwhile, during my own therapy session...
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Meanwhile, during my own therapy session...
The world is a dumpster fire, but on the plus side I've discovered a new life kink: videos of bunnies eating.
February 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The world is a dumpster fire, but on the plus side I've discovered a new life kink: videos of bunnies eating.
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February 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My fur babies 🐱🐱
February 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My fur babies 🐱🐱
Doing my part for the therapy memes on bluesky.
January 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Doing my part for the therapy memes on bluesky.
I'm teaching a couples counseling class this semester.
January 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I'm teaching a couples counseling class this semester.
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"We have checked our inventory thoroughly, and we no longer have any shits left to give. We only had a small amount of shits left at the end of last year, and now we’ve found that the most recent news cycles have completely emptied us out."
FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
Q: I was wondering: how much of a shit do women give about what conservative old white dudes say about them? A: Thanks for contacting us. We have c...
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January 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"We have checked our inventory thoroughly, and we no longer have any shits left to give. We only had a small amount of shits left at the end of last year, and now we’ve found that the most recent news cycles have completely emptied us out."
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“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
1. “If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving.” 2. “Why would Kim Jong ...
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January 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
This literally happened in my first session this morning.
January 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This literally happened in my first session this morning.
Frankie and Penny
January 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Frankie and Penny
Therapist memes are the best memes.
January 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Therapist memes are the best memes.