Will the new pope perform mass with Malört instead of wine?
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Will the new pope perform mass with Malört instead of wine?
“I’ll bet you a dime to a donut.”
-Today’s Sharism
-Today’s Sharism
January 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“I’ll bet you a dime to a donut.”
-Today’s Sharism
-Today’s Sharism
I love my Ninja Creami but why does it take 4+ spins every time?! 🥲
January 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love my Ninja Creami but why does it take 4+ spins every time?! 🥲
Is it even a trip to the Costco cafe if your husband doesn’t somehow choose the filthiest table to eat at?
January 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Is it even a trip to the Costco cafe if your husband doesn’t somehow choose the filthiest table to eat at?
I really, really need #Apple to make it so we can turn off push notifications for every. damn. message. reaction. I literally don’t need my phone to go off when someone gives me a 👍🏻
January 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I really, really need #Apple to make it so we can turn off push notifications for every. damn. message. reaction. I literally don’t need my phone to go off when someone gives me a 👍🏻
What’s one of your biggest fears and why is it being put in a huge group chat with primarily phone numbers you don’t have saved as contacts?
January 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What’s one of your biggest fears and why is it being put in a huge group chat with primarily phone numbers you don’t have saved as contacts?
Tim had somehow never seen Mean Girls and I got the pleasure of showing it to him tonight.
December 23, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Tim had somehow never seen Mean Girls and I got the pleasure of showing it to him tonight.
Can someone check on the child that is SCREECHING before every serve in this Nebraska vs Penn State game? 😵💫😵💫
December 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Can someone check on the child that is SCREECHING before every serve in this Nebraska vs Penn State game? 😵💫😵💫
Why does my dog insist on editing tissues if the box is anywhere within his reach?? 😭
December 11, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Why does my dog insist on editing tissues if the box is anywhere within his reach?? 😭
“To have and to hold and to touch butts! It’s in the vows!”
-my husband
-my husband
December 10, 2024 at 3:57 AM
“To have and to hold and to touch butts! It’s in the vows!”
-my husband
-my husband
WHY AM I CRYING OVER COOKIE DOUGH??
December 8, 2024 at 3:25 PM
WHY AM I CRYING OVER COOKIE DOUGH??
Wow I deep cleaned my Keurig yesterday and my coffee tastes better than it has in probably over a year. Funny how that works. 🫠
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Wow I deep cleaned my Keurig yesterday and my coffee tastes better than it has in probably over a year. Funny how that works. 🫠
Okay but why don’t people open their advent calendars in order?? They’re numbered for a reason. 😭😭
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Okay but why don’t people open their advent calendars in order?? They’re numbered for a reason. 😭😭
The funniest part to me in #theerastour book is that #taylorswift mentioned the roomba (she calls it a “rover”) she rides around on during the TTPD set is driven by a crew member laying inside of it. It makes sense but I honestly never thought of it, and it’s making me laugh so hard.
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
The funniest part to me in #theerastour book is that #taylorswift mentioned the roomba (she calls it a “rover”) she rides around on during the TTPD set is driven by a crew member laying inside of it. It makes sense but I honestly never thought of it, and it’s making me laugh so hard.
My family is so big I literally ran into a distant relative (who I’d never met) while waiting in line for Target Black Friday door busters this morning.
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My family is so big I literally ran into a distant relative (who I’d never met) while waiting in line for Target Black Friday door busters this morning.
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
Is it even the Monday before a major holiday if you’re not crying at work?
November 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Is it even the Monday before a major holiday if you’re not crying at work?
Why is so much of outdoor Christmas decor just inflatables? I want something for our little stoop but I can’t stand the inflatables. It’s either that, or deer sculptures. 😵💫
November 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Why is so much of outdoor Christmas decor just inflatables? I want something for our little stoop but I can’t stand the inflatables. It’s either that, or deer sculptures. 😵💫
We’ve accidently been 30 minutes behind watching this Nebraska football game. Somehow missed three different scores. Flipped to another channel and back and it turned it back live. Suddenly it’s the 4th quarter. 😅
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
We’ve accidently been 30 minutes behind watching this Nebraska football game. Somehow missed three different scores. Flipped to another channel and back and it turned it back live. Suddenly it’s the 4th quarter. 😅
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Not the “Offsides: Everyone but the center” call during the Nebraska game. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
November 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Not the “Offsides: Everyone but the center” call during the Nebraska game. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
My god I don’t care that Jake’s shorts cost a million dollars.
November 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
My god I don’t care that Jake’s shorts cost a million dollars.
See, I don’t know anything about boxing. But Tyson walking in, no car, no gimmicks, really feels so much more respectable than Paul.
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
See, I don’t know anything about boxing. But Tyson walking in, no car, no gimmicks, really feels so much more respectable than Paul.
Tim: “I’m just feeling a lil depleted.”
Me: “Lil Depleted is my rap name.”
Me: “Lil Depleted is my rap name.”
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Tim: “I’m just feeling a lil depleted.”
Me: “Lil Depleted is my rap name.”
Me: “Lil Depleted is my rap name.”