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Can we lock our accounts yet? I have some butt jokes I need to make.
The teens are on snapchat obsessing over their streaks
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The teens are on snapchat obsessing over their streaks
Bro that’s a championship ring if I ever seen one, what type of championship I do not know
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Bro that’s a championship ring if I ever seen one, what type of championship I do not know
Finally, someone was brave enough to figure out what’s worse than a public proposal.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Finally, someone was brave enough to figure out what’s worse than a public proposal.
Getting around the city has been ROUGH the past couple of weeks. I’m sorry you had such a bad series of experiences.
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Getting around the city has been ROUGH the past couple of weeks. I’m sorry you had such a bad series of experiences.
Was not expecting that ending, need a cigarette maintenant
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Was not expecting that ending, need a cigarette maintenant
Of “jail for mother for one thousand years”?
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Of “jail for mother for one thousand years”?
It’s fun to sing this to Afternoon Delight
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It’s fun to sing this to Afternoon Delight
100%. Change of any kind is challenging. ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
100%. Change of any kind is challenging. ❤️
I enjoyed this
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I enjoyed this
This is one of the best threads I’ve ever seen.
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This is one of the best threads I’ve ever seen.
Yassified hamster
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Yassified hamster
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Toronto police officer accused of stealing bank cards, passports
A Toronto police officer has been charged after allegedly stealing property, including bank cards, delivered to a downtown station last year.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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