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Kristin Carr
@kristinmycarr.bsky.social
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Queer, sick, & neurodivergent. I post cat pics & stupid sh!t, and I still blog like I’m on 2008 Livejournal. 👇🏻

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kristinmycarr.bsky.social
My favorite coffee mug is not one of the many, many cups that I lovingly, intentionally bought.

It is the one I got as a “move-in gift” from a shitty apartment complex, which probably says something about me that I don’t want to think too deeply about.
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
I asked my cat Mocha if she loved me, and she immediately leaned in and nuzzled her little nose against mine. 🥰

I would die for this creature. She is so perfect.
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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acab4cutie.top
i NEED to know the backstory here
r/UnethicalLifeProTips u/occasionallyvertical • 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate. The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you. [user’s post history] r/LosAngeles 6h Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift? r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I... r/diet 1d What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month? Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you. r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup? r/AskChemistry 1d Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace? r/NoStupidQuestions 1d Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time? If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt? Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you. r/askanything 1d Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them? Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud. r/ask 1d What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down? It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible. Thank you r/heavyequipment 1d Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
I am like a Mormon except instead of showing up at people’s doors talking about Jesus, I show up in the comments on POTS/dysautonomia forums asking if you’ve ever heard of MCAS. 😭
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
Oh. Well, fuck. Exploit my millennial nostalgia harder, why don’t you. #fnaf2
July 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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alixeharrow.bsky.social
gently: it's fine if you don't love explicit sex scenes in fiction but it would be cool if you could talk about it without sounding indistinguishable from moms for liberty
July 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
If I could do this with my spine, it would probably fix me tbh.
A white and brown tabby cat is twisted into a shape that should really not be possible for a vertebrate. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s like she is trying to spiralize herself but her body is too short and too bulky. She is lying in an Amazon box that she has mauled because she is a vicious huntress.
June 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
a big boat stuck could fix us
May 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
Again, Project 2025 defines trans people as inherently "pornographic" - as in our physical beings. This has long been the plan in place to federally ban queer people from all public life. If this bill passes - or is issued by executive order - the end game for trans people in America will begin.
May 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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byzantienne.bsky.social
okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
A weather prediction for the continental US, which looks remarkably like two boobs, with Ls for Low Pressure where the nipples would be, and a remarkably Cubist colorscheme.
May 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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rincewind.run
Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here

fuck everyone involved with this decision
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
It looks as if Mocha was in mid-movement here, but in fact she was 100% asleep and unmoving.
A brown tabby cat lies asleep on the floor facing the camera. She is partially on her back, partially on her side, looking as if she is mid-roll, and her front paws are curled in the air near her face. Her back paws, too, are just chilling in the air. She looks peaceful but also quite silly.
March 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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propublica.org
Dozens more pregnant and postpartum women have died in Texas hospitals since the state banned abortion, our analysis shows.

As the maternal mortality rate dropped nationally, it rose in Texas by 33%.
Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.
ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.
propub.li
March 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
Me: I feel terrible because I didn’t drink enough water yesterday.

Also me: *drinks even less water today*
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
Texting your wife while you work from home and she doesn’t
4 photos of Kermit the Frog contemplating the world around him as he waits
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
Regrettably, I ate the most delicious avocado toast today. I say regrettably bc I will now make it incessantly until one day the avocado will randomly have a weird aftertaste, after which I will not be able to eat it for at least a year.
March 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
I can’t explain it but for some reason it’s giving Foghorn Leghorn.
A brown and white tabby cat is lying on her stomach across the back of a leather sofa. Her front paws are tucked neatly under her, but one back leg is hanging down the headrest. Because of the angle the photo is taken at and the size of the cat’s tummy pouch, which is drooping alongside the leg, the cat’s backside looks disproportionately large.
March 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
Is this a sign of a good mental health day or a bad one? Hard to say.
A mobile screenshot of a Google search bar. The search term “how to undo damage to my brain from phone” has been typed into it.
March 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
The FDA has apparently raided a company that sells poppers.

A reminder that RFK Jr. believes the anti-LGBT conspiracy theory that poppers cause AIDS.

www.them.us/story/rfk-jr...
March 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
kristinmycarr.bsky.social
The best way to handle anxiety is definitely to lie in bed and marinate in it all morning
March 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM