Kristof Alexander
@kristofalexander.bsky.social
.. / film theorist.
: ̗̀➛ music nerd ੈ✩‧₊˚
✆ middle management
+ DJ wizard ♕
∫ f(✯) = F(✰) + C
〖☟with photo〗
rateyourmusic.com/~ghandi3030
: ̗̀➛ music nerd ੈ✩‧₊˚
✆ middle management
+ DJ wizard ♕
∫ f(✯) = F(✰) + C
〖☟with photo〗
rateyourmusic.com/~ghandi3030
Made this Quidditch Playset with my daughter late into the night for her secret santa at school. Needless to say she didn't keep the secret too well.
December 8, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Made this Quidditch Playset with my daughter late into the night for her secret santa at school. Needless to say she didn't keep the secret too well.
wife asking me how to spell i-n-s-u-f-f-e-r-a-b-l-e seems like a catch 22.
December 7, 2023 at 9:08 PM
wife asking me how to spell i-n-s-u-f-f-e-r-a-b-l-e seems like a catch 22.
this app seems to work better the more you treat it like a search engine
December 7, 2023 at 7:22 PM
this app seems to work better the more you treat it like a search engine
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ai revu Chungking Express et ça me confirme que la plus grande marque d'amour que tu peux donner à quelqu'un c'est de nettoyer son appartement en cachette
November 25, 2023 at 4:40 PM
ai revu Chungking Express et ça me confirme que la plus grande marque d'amour que tu peux donner à quelqu'un c'est de nettoyer son appartement en cachette
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starting climbing at gym here in South Bend with the strength of a 4 yr old child and the body of 40yr old dad. wish me luck.... 🙏
How do you get into these shoes??
How do you get into these shoes??
December 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM
starting climbing at gym here in South Bend with the strength of a 4 yr old child and the body of 40yr old dad. wish me luck.... 🙏
How do you get into these shoes??
How do you get into these shoes??
what wine pairs best with top ramen and a raw egg?
December 7, 2023 at 7:02 PM
what wine pairs best with top ramen and a raw egg?
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I, for one, am shocked that film history books written when people thought jogging would cause women to drop their uterus would ignore women’s contributions to early film.
December 5, 2023 at 12:21 PM
I, for one, am shocked that film history books written when people thought jogging would cause women to drop their uterus would ignore women’s contributions to early film.
looking through some of my daughters early works.
please do not question my parenting bona fides. I am as shocked as you frankly
please do not question my parenting bona fides. I am as shocked as you frankly
December 5, 2023 at 6:56 PM
looking through some of my daughters early works.
please do not question my parenting bona fides. I am as shocked as you frankly
please do not question my parenting bona fides. I am as shocked as you frankly
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what came first, toast (noun) or toast (verb)? i am not looking this up
December 5, 2023 at 6:12 PM
what came first, toast (noun) or toast (verb)? i am not looking this up
not to name names but its really irresponsible & thoughtless of you ppl posting on my feed without including a dewey decimal system for reference btw... looking for something specifically called 'bukkake' but not the serial manga I've been told!
December 5, 2023 at 8:43 AM
not to name names but its really irresponsible & thoughtless of you ppl posting on my feed without including a dewey decimal system for reference btw... looking for something specifically called 'bukkake' but not the serial manga I've been told!
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The ending of the article is my new religion:
“It may be the default setting for the animal brain, and scientists should be trying to explain why animals wake up when they do.
‘You’re basically spending your life asleep, and you just wake up when it’s needed,’ Dr. Vyazovskiy said.”
“It may be the default setting for the animal brain, and scientists should be trying to explain why animals wake up when they do.
‘You’re basically spending your life asleep, and you just wake up when it’s needed,’ Dr. Vyazovskiy said.”
November 30, 2023 at 11:37 PM
The ending of the article is my new religion:
“It may be the default setting for the animal brain, and scientists should be trying to explain why animals wake up when they do.
‘You’re basically spending your life asleep, and you just wake up when it’s needed,’ Dr. Vyazovskiy said.”
“It may be the default setting for the animal brain, and scientists should be trying to explain why animals wake up when they do.
‘You’re basically spending your life asleep, and you just wake up when it’s needed,’ Dr. Vyazovskiy said.”
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Design for a parabolic compass, 1500 #leonardodavinci #highrenaissance
November 25, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Design for a parabolic compass, 1500 #leonardodavinci #highrenaissance
its 3am & I'm listening to Carly Simon sing why does your love hurt so much and I think I'm the one with my priorities straight not you.
yes. the extended 12'' version
yes. the extended 12'' version
December 5, 2023 at 8:13 AM
its 3am & I'm listening to Carly Simon sing why does your love hurt so much and I think I'm the one with my priorities straight not you.
yes. the extended 12'' version
yes. the extended 12'' version
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See the Brain Like Never Before in This Gorgeous Art
See the Brain Like Never Before in This Gorgeous Art
www.scientificamerican.com
December 4, 2023 at 11:02 PM
See the Brain Like Never Before in This Gorgeous Art
my new scientific study that attempts to predict election results based on number theory & astral projection
December 5, 2023 at 7:40 AM
my new scientific study that attempts to predict election results based on number theory & astral projection
my father instead of using traditional put down words like "stupid" or "little pig boy" would go with more whimsical and esoteric choices like "do loop" or "fruitmoid." the general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
December 5, 2023 at 7:25 AM
my father instead of using traditional put down words like "stupid" or "little pig boy" would go with more whimsical and esoteric choices like "do loop" or "fruitmoid." the general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
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Der Adventskranz des @badlogic.bsky.social übrigens.
December 4, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Der Adventskranz des @badlogic.bsky.social übrigens.
learning this place is nothing like twitter where I yell at your grandpa all day bc writing in all caps is definitely not following APA guidelines. it feels good natured here. just wanna cuddle with everyone.
December 5, 2023 at 6:55 AM
learning this place is nothing like twitter where I yell at your grandpa all day bc writing in all caps is definitely not following APA guidelines. it feels good natured here. just wanna cuddle with everyone.
so proud of the puppy bc he only had one minor boo-boo in the house today. then proceeded to ruin that by wiping his clogged up diarrhea butt all over the downstairs carpet...
my wife informed me this wasn't an emergency... same person calls me at the gym to come home & relocate a daddy long leg
my wife informed me this wasn't an emergency... same person calls me at the gym to come home & relocate a daddy long leg
December 5, 2023 at 6:46 AM
so proud of the puppy bc he only had one minor boo-boo in the house today. then proceeded to ruin that by wiping his clogged up diarrhea butt all over the downstairs carpet...
my wife informed me this wasn't an emergency... same person calls me at the gym to come home & relocate a daddy long leg
my wife informed me this wasn't an emergency... same person calls me at the gym to come home & relocate a daddy long leg
if your going to write me a check don't then ask me to fill it out for you. on second thought....
December 5, 2023 at 6:39 AM
if your going to write me a check don't then ask me to fill it out for you. on second thought....
glasses up to this gas macaroni classic!
December 4, 2023 at 5:26 AM
glasses up to this gas macaroni classic!
My review of Pink Floyd's 1970 psychedelic prog rock release: Atom Heart Mother.
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rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
December 4, 2023 at 5:12 AM
My review of Pink Floyd's 1970 psychedelic prog rock release: Atom Heart Mother.
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
if i just keep improving my angular momentum with each maneuver and satisfy Godwin's law instead of just starting over and actually coming from the right direction on this parallel park.
December 4, 2023 at 1:55 AM
if i just keep improving my angular momentum with each maneuver and satisfy Godwin's law instead of just starting over and actually coming from the right direction on this parallel park.