kristoph
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Every time the skip intro prompt on the Peacemaker intro I grit my teeth a little. Let me watch the funny dance, Zaslav!
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Every time the skip intro prompt on the Peacemaker intro I grit my teeth a little. Let me watch the funny dance, Zaslav!
Caught a 2:17 showing of WEAPONS. Utterly fucked and inspired. Film’s so good it’s got me running in the streets arms out diagonally and not blinking, for some reason.
August 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Caught a 2:17 showing of WEAPONS. Utterly fucked and inspired. Film’s so good it’s got me running in the streets arms out diagonally and not blinking, for some reason.
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It has never been easier to just not watch WWE.
August 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It has never been easier to just not watch WWE.
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I'm glad Hulk Hogan's last live appearance ended with him getting booed out of the building. I hope it hurt his feelings really badly and that he died sad about it!
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm glad Hulk Hogan's last live appearance ended with him getting booed out of the building. I hope it hurt his feelings really badly and that he died sad about it!
I predict Clipse’s Chains & Whips will be to go-to movie trailer song next year.
July 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I predict Clipse’s Chains & Whips will be to go-to movie trailer song next year.
That Lil Wayne song Peanuts 2 N Elephant sucks but I would like to hear Danny Brown on that goofy ass beat.
June 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That Lil Wayne song Peanuts 2 N Elephant sucks but I would like to hear Danny Brown on that goofy ass beat.
I loved The Last of Us s2e4 more than the entirety of season 1. Still catching up so we’ll see where it goes from here.
May 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I loved The Last of Us s2e4 more than the entirety of season 1. Still catching up so we’ll see where it goes from here.
Master P does not fear Jon Moxley but he does respect Okada too much to beat his ass.
April 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Master P does not fear Jon Moxley but he does respect Okada too much to beat his ass.
Logan Paul still hasn’t had a match as good as Bad Bunny/Damian Priest. Corrupted souls can never truly excel at the arts.
April 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Logan Paul still hasn’t had a match as good as Bad Bunny/Damian Priest. Corrupted souls can never truly excel at the arts.
“Main event” Jet USO in decidedly not the main event! I am very funny and would appreciate money.
April 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Main event” Jet USO in decidedly not the main event! I am very funny and would appreciate money.
Catching up on AEW recently. PowerOpps is absolutely an act I will tune in for on a weekly basis.
April 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Catching up on AEW recently. PowerOpps is absolutely an act I will tune in for on a weekly basis.
Catching up on AEW recently. Heel FTR is absolutely an act I will tune in for on a weekly basis.
April 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Catching up on AEW recently. Heel FTR is absolutely an act I will tune in for on a weekly basis.
Catching up on AEW recently. Speedball is absolutely an act I will tune in for on a weekly basis.
April 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Catching up on AEW recently. Speedball is absolutely an act I will tune in for on a weekly basis.
Is Hurry Up Tomorrow Brat for the boys?!
April 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Is Hurry Up Tomorrow Brat for the boys?!
Who’s gonna be the annoying nerd who posts Toni Storm vs Mariah May: Hollywood Ending on Letterboxd? If no one has volunteered I’ll do it.
March 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Who’s gonna be the annoying nerd who posts Toni Storm vs Mariah May: Hollywood Ending on Letterboxd? If no one has volunteered I’ll do it.
White people I am begging you to stop saying “unc”. It’s embarrassing.
March 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
White people I am begging you to stop saying “unc”. It’s embarrassing.
Feels like Emilia Pérez is gonna pull a Green Book this year.
February 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Feels like Emilia Pérez is gonna pull a Green Book this year.
Jim Carrey wasn’t nominated an Oscar for any of the Sonic movies. And he didn’t need any AI voice tuning Adrien Brody, you hack!
January 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Jim Carrey wasn’t nominated an Oscar for any of the Sonic movies. And he didn’t need any AI voice tuning Adrien Brody, you hack!
It must suck for Drake to have picked a rap name that rhymes with fake.
January 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It must suck for Drake to have picked a rap name that rhymes with fake.
Athena/Starks should main event ROH Final Battle. And not JUST because this is my least favorite iteration of Jericho since The Painmaker.
December 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Athena/Starks should main event ROH Final Battle. And not JUST because this is my least favorite iteration of Jericho since The Painmaker.
Any political engagement farming is getting a block-a-rooni. “Repost if you think Trump is stinky!” Shut the fuck up, you child.
December 17, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Any political engagement farming is getting a block-a-rooni. “Repost if you think Trump is stinky!” Shut the fuck up, you child.
I like that Shelton Benjamin is the current Suplex City guy.
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 AM
I like that Shelton Benjamin is the current Suplex City guy.
Ah fuck Brooklyn dad is here?!
November 12, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Ah fuck Brooklyn dad is here?!
Maestro is my gay nemesis. I hate them because I love them.
March 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Maestro is my gay nemesis. I hate them because I love them.
Honestly, let John Cena host the Oscars next year. The man gives 100% to everything asked of him. Whether it’s wrestling or denying Taiwan’s existence as a country he gives it his all!
March 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Honestly, let John Cena host the Oscars next year. The man gives 100% to everything asked of him. Whether it’s wrestling or denying Taiwan’s existence as a country he gives it his all!