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Krit
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Come on sucker lick my battery

The weird fuck in the corner who's gonna try to sell you a timeshare in Ohio or some shit. Adults only plz 18+. Very NSFW.
Im so tired and sleepy. Feels like sleeping a whole day isnt enough
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Adele resting
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I want a Milky Way®️
I wanna fuck Milky Way®️
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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After seeing a headline like that, I had to make my own Henry 🐊
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yo holy shit how did i only now learn that @partyprat.bsky.social had a bsky.

Yo prat, bestie, did you post chef boyardee bong in bsky? I must fave that shit here too.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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"Clothes are required at this event, Saz. You'll need to wear something."
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Quieres ?
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You ever just wish you could on command like just turn the world around you into a fetish comic.
Like not even being the MC of it. Just watch it randomly happen around you.
I wanna fucking wake up, open my window, and see the wizard that turns you into a fat dragon turning someone into a fat dragon.
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
mr beast
the brotherman bill
pizza day, i love you kitchen gun
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Friday night fuck my ass
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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There are no good men left because I keep turning them into fat-assed milfs
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Great. Its bullshit on bullshit on bullshit day I see. Look at this point im so fucking beyond tired of everything that more problems is the last fucking thing my crumbling psyche needs.
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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🔞 NSFW version
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Mou, the corrupted great beast.
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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rain world lizard tf
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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a little gift for the goopus sharkus @nsfw.auhrii.dev :3C 🐰🎨
July 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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nelly furtado ytpmv
August 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I thought this was a joke, lol, that's actually a thing they're hiding.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
So tired
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Just posting a backlog of what was already on Twitter so my page isn't quite so empty!
(This message will be copypasted since I'm lazy haha)

This was my 2024 #VoreDay animation!
October 17, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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AWS Outage #itwasdns
October 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I survived 100 days in a REMOTE DESERTED ISLAND with a science TWINK, a buff DRONIS, some DUDE, a test tube baby, and you will NOT BELIEVE believe what happened!!! [GONE DRONIS] [WE FOUND A BUNKER]
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM