Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.)
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Also formerly the Krud who moderated on PC Gamer's website, and the Krud who wrote on a site called OD. Any other Kruds, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
[Disclaimer: There's plenty wrong with this movie and its creator, but let's just take that as read and just focus on the literal title design choices here.]
WTF is with that 2? I realize it's the second book/movie, but the way it's formatted, it looks more like a second "Chamber of Secrets" movie.
WTF is with that 2? I realize it's the second book/movie, but the way it's formatted, it looks more like a second "Chamber of Secrets" movie.
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
[Disclaimer: There's plenty wrong with this movie and its creator, but let's just take that as read and just focus on the literal title design choices here.]
WTF is with that 2? I realize it's the second book/movie, but the way it's formatted, it looks more like a second "Chamber of Secrets" movie.
WTF is with that 2? I realize it's the second book/movie, but the way it's formatted, it looks more like a second "Chamber of Secrets" movie.
Hope my fellow Thanksgivers had a happy and filling Thanksgiving where possible.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Hope my fellow Thanksgivers had a happy and filling Thanksgiving where possible.
Hey, Betty Crocker... what are you doing?
shop.bettycrocker.com/products/sup...
shop.bettycrocker.com/products/sup...
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Hey, Betty Crocker... what are you doing?
shop.bettycrocker.com/products/sup...
shop.bettycrocker.com/products/sup...
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Childhood me could have never imagined adult me hating Heathcliff, yet here we are. Also, there are four talking, so it's NOT A MONOLOGUE.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Childhood me could have never imagined adult me hating Heathcliff, yet here we are. Also, there are four talking, so it's NOT A MONOLOGUE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
From the Department of "Tell Me You're An Entitled Rich Guy Who's Out Of Touch With His Base, Without Telling Me..."
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
From the Department of "Tell Me You're An Entitled Rich Guy Who's Out Of Touch With His Base, Without Telling Me..."
This raises an interesting (to me) point, because we're never told the specifics of lifting the curse, at least not in the Disney movie. We get a summary via the narrator, but he's just describing what happened without giving us actual dialogue, per se. ("The prince tried to apologize...", etc.)
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This raises an interesting (to me) point, because we're never told the specifics of lifting the curse, at least not in the Disney movie. We get a summary via the narrator, but he's just describing what happened without giving us actual dialogue, per se. ("The prince tried to apologize...", etc.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Saw this in the wild, if you know who to credit, let me know.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Saw this in the wild, if you know who to credit, let me know.
I'm assuming the less-than-five-star reviews were like, "This nightlight did not comfort my kid as much as I'd hoped."
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm assuming the less-than-five-star reviews were like, "This nightlight did not comfort my kid as much as I'd hoped."
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Um, sir, was your... "grocery" cart... filled with gummies and brownies, by chance?
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Um, sir, was your... "grocery" cart... filled with gummies and brownies, by chance?
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
Okay, but seriously though, how does he still think this? I know he first said it in 2016, but SURELY someone corrected him in the intervening nine years? They can't ALL be spineless yes-men, can they?!...
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A weird image I put together almost a decade ago, the context of which I can no longer recall. (I think it was just a thing where you would put random sh*t as being spoken by a cat.)
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A weird image I put together almost a decade ago, the context of which I can no longer recall. (I think it was just a thing where you would put random sh*t as being spoken by a cat.)
It's like...
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's like...
"E.T. 2: Snakes On A Planet"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"E.T. 2: Snakes On A Planet"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of E.T.: "Didn't I tell you a**holes to BE GOOD when I f***ing left your candy-eatin' planet over forty damn years ago?!"
I walked away from Xitter and haven't really looked back, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't sometimes miss random sh*t like this classic:
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I walked away from Xitter and haven't really looked back, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't sometimes miss random sh*t like this classic:
An AI-generated ad I received on FB. Seems like an odd offer.
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
An AI-generated ad I received on FB. Seems like an odd offer.
He lies. It what he does. It's what he's always done. He is a living, breathing spot-on parody of the very political swamp he said he would drain.
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He lies. It what he does. It's what he's always done. He is a living, breathing spot-on parody of the very political swamp he said he would drain.
A still image from an episode of "Mister Rogers Neighborhood" over 55 years ago, in which King Friday, a pretentious, temperamental, self-satisfied ruler who loved the sound of his own voice, issued a decree simple enough for a children's audience to understand:
[Source: "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"]
[Source: "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"]
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A still image from an episode of "Mister Rogers Neighborhood" over 55 years ago, in which King Friday, a pretentious, temperamental, self-satisfied ruler who loved the sound of his own voice, issued a decree simple enough for a children's audience to understand:
[Source: "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"]
[Source: "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"]