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Jordy
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hi! i eat dirt.
| trans man | he/they | 22 | cat dad |
Pinned
#promosky bc why not 🫡

- cars
- cats
- star wars
- legend of zelda
- pokemon
- fortnite
- horror movies (esp. scream)
- bluey
- sea of thieves
- legos
- ghost hunting
- urban adventuring

here’s a cookie for you if you got through it all
RAHH IM ALIVE AND BACK
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Crazy how even after 14 years Minecraft is still the best video game
January 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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The lesson from Arcane is to make a good video game adaptation you take a game with no story so you're not bound to any silly video game stuff and you just write a whole new story that is fun and entertaining
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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If autistic people aren't considerate of other people how come I always tell the woman who takes my ticket that I hope she enjoys the movie too
November 23, 2024 at 3:03 PM
my girlfriend bought this…
i’m gonna marry this woman 😩
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Bodies are like Tetris--the longer you play the game of being alive, the faster shit keeps happening and the more you have to scurry around doing maintenance trying not to crash.

I liked Easy Mode, dammit.
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
the power of posting chat
November 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS
November 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
my friend gifted me web fishing- it’s safe to say i’m obsessed
November 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
.5 photos of my little heathens
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I think we should all start smoking in 2025. Let’s bring cigarettes back.
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
jesus christ i’m getting back into pokemon roms and i haven’t left my gaming chair in like 6 hours
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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maybe hitting my nicotine vape 15 more times and drinking no water will help my headache
November 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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way back from when i was streaming skyward sword. why tf did this work

#skywardsword #legendofzelda #loz
November 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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thinking abt yokai watch rn, no reason
a cartoon cat is holding a blue guitar and smiling .
Alt: a cartoon cat is holding a blue guitar and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2024 at 11:08 PM
dinky my lil 1998 honda civic
my pride and joy (its a shitbox <3)
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
#promosky bc why not 🫡

- cars
- cats
- star wars
- legend of zelda
- pokemon
- fortnite
- horror movies (esp. scream)
- bluey
- sea of thieves
- legos
- ghost hunting
- urban adventuring

here’s a cookie for you if you got through it all
November 18, 2024 at 1:15 PM
me asf trying to figure out how to work this app
ft. my gf’s clam chowder
November 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM