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Krystina Nellis
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comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary).

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all-time controversial day for British royalty really #TheTraitors
Celia Imrie in the Traitors chair opening a letter, looking fraught. The caption reads “Am I dead?”
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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important clue in today’s new york magazine crossword @jameshamiltonwriter.com
The bottom of today’s New York Magazine crossword. The clue reads “Wong who voices Jentry Chau”
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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'polite note' to RSC:

do it, you cowards
Excerpt from a Q&A with Nick Offerman. gummitch: "Have you done much Shakespeare? I’d love to see you perform Polonius’ “To thine own self be true” speech from Hamlet." Nick Offerman: "That’s very generous: Polonius is a helluva nice role. I have done a handful of Shakespeare. I wanted to end up at the RSC or Old Vic. I hope to do more Shakespeare before I’m done – I think I’ve still got a couple of years left in my Romeo before they age me out."
September 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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vale, sir 🫡🫡🫡😭😭😭
Robert Redford as Bob Woodward in 'All The President's Men'. A blonde man wearing a blue striped shirt and dark tie sits at a messy desk in a messy open-plan office, talking on a corded landline telephone while taking notes with a pencil and notepad.
September 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I am slightly concerned that this photo makes it look like there's not one but *two* DeLoreans heading towards you from above the moon, ngl
A crop of Tabs' photo, with the moon lower-left. There is what looks like one DeLorean above and right of the moon; to the upper-right of the first DeLorean, there is seemingly a second DeLorean.
September 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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it is finally time 🫡
A photo of a TV showing the title screen of 'K-Pop Demon Hunters'
August 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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omg bisexuality finally hit the big 3-0, it's all grown up now 🥳
The Newsweek 'Bisexuality' cover from July 17th 1995. A white woman with short hair, a white-passing bearded man and a tall white man with his hair tied back all face the camera. They're all styled somewhat androgynously and are literally to cast strong shadows over one side of their faces. The cover headline reads 'Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.'
July 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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lads, new funniest rejection just dropped - denied an email account for apparently choosing the wrong favourite food in my humanity verification 😅
Hi krystinanellis We're sorry to inform you that your account request has been denied. :( Your answer to verification question was as follows: Ban xeo, a Vietnamese savoury pancake filled with things like prawns and bean sprouts. You tear off a bit of the pancake, wrap it in a damp rice wrapper or lettuce leaf, dip it in nuoc cham sauce and eat it. God tier food, honestly. Better luck next time.
July 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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A still from 'The Abyss'. Lindsey, a deep-sea scuba diver investigating part of a wreckage amassed on a sea floor shelf, looks out at a giant bright alien ship... thing, that is emerging from the deep deep sea and engulfing her in light.
June 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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when the gmail spam filter screws up so much that this week's popbitch doesn't even go to spam, it just never arrives at all
3 separate shots of Pablo Escabar in the TV series 'Narcos', looking sad
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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if you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Alexander Skarsgård, a white Swedish man wearing a cream jumper, on a radio interview, smiling while saying "This is horrific but I love it." (He's talking about his dad Stellan's performance in 'Mamma Mia!')
May 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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1. group Rogue One live-posting rewatch when pls
2. HER
Kleya Marki (Elizabeth Dulau), a character in Star Wars: Andor, white woman with a tightly-fixed hair bun in two halves. She's wearing a navy blue dress over a white long-sleeved undershirt, and the vibes of Corusant antiques dealer/Luthen Rael's sidekick/eventual ruler of the Galaxy
May 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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using public bathrooms in the UK in 2025 🤦‍♀️
The Bridge Troll from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', an older crone-like man with long hair, gatekeeping the way ahead by saying "Must answer me these questions three".
April 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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woke up yesterday morning to hear I'd gotten to the semi-finals* of the #BBCComedyCollective call! 🥳

thank you very much @bbc_comedy! I am very whelmed by this 🤗

*top 5%, which I think is about top 25 scripts or so?! idk nobody's following me for my mad math skillz
An except from an email from BBC Comedy. It reads: "Best wishes, and congratulations for making it to the semi-finals stage of consideration, BBC Comedy Team x"
April 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I have actively avoided it so far, I'm too fragile right now, non, je refuse
A confused Celine Dion on the phone. The caption reads 'je téléphone à la police'
April 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A white rodent, wearing pink toy sunglasses, at the wheel of a pink toy car. The caption reads 'the horrors persist, but so do I'
April 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I don't think I've ever been given a laurel before, exciting 🥳

thank you again to Female Pilot Club for choosing my pilot 'The Plastics' as an FPC/BBC Comedy semi-finalist 🤗
A digital laurel reading 'Semifinalist 2025 - Female Pilot Club'
March 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Mel Brooks talking about why he made 'The Producers'
A quote from Mel Brooks, screengrabbed from the Wikipedia page for 'The Producers': "More than anything the great Holocaust by the Nazis is probably the great outrage of the 20th century. There is nothing to compare with it. And ... so what can I do about it? If I get on the soapbox and wax eloquently, it'll be blown away in the wind, but if I do Springtime for Hitler it'll never be forgotten. I think you can bring down totalitarian governments faster by using ridicule than you can with invective." "I was never crazy about Hitler ... If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win ... That's what they do so well: they seduce people. But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win. You show how crazy they are." — Mel Brooks, in an August 2001 interview
March 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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0181 811 8181 ☎️
Sir Keir Starmer delivering a speech in Washington DC, in front of draped UK and US flags. The caption reads "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
March 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A screenshot from 'The Abyss'. The silhouette of a deep-sea scuba diver, watching in awe as a large alien craft made of light emerges from the ocean bed.
February 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Freddie in about 30 seconds #TheTraitors
Miles from The Traitors, with a look of cheery panic on his face given he's just murdered Diane and there she is at breakfast
January 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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lumon industries rn #Severance
Adam Scott as Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, holding up a valuation figure of a man wearing a suit. The caption has been altered to read 'Do you think a scandal-hit evil company could make this?' (It usually reads 'Do you think a depressed person could make this?')
January 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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just finished a #Severance S1 rewatch

1. *what* a cliffhanger
2. time to remind you all that the keyboards have no escape key
A screengrab from the TV series 'Severance' showing someone typing on a blue old-school keyboard terminal, featuring a number of unnecessary keys and yet no escape key. The desk and keyboard are slowly being subsumed in black paint.
January 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I just went to see if The Social Network is on 4k, it's coming out next month

look, I'm not saying this new (tbc) artwork is why we've all had to live through the last week, but given how the original release went down with its subject I feel like we can't rule it out
A photo of 'The Social Network' 4k cover, featuring Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg. Superimposed over his face is the words 'Punk. Prophet. Genius. Billionaire. Traitor.'
January 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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well, woke up on the first Monday of the year and this had happened!

thank you to Female Pilot Club for choosing me as a semi-finalist! congrats to my fellow semi-finalists also 🥳❤️
A list of 20 semi-finalists for Female Pilot Club 2025. About half-way down, underlined in dark pink, is 'Krystina Nellis - The Plastics'
January 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM