Krystina Nellis
@krystinanellis.com
comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary).
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Krystina Nellis
@krystinanellis.com
· Mar 28
I don't think I've ever been given a laurel before, exciting 🥳
thank you again to Female Pilot Club for choosing my pilot 'The Plastics' as an FPC/BBC Comedy semi-finalist 🤗
thank you again to Female Pilot Club for choosing my pilot 'The Plastics' as an FPC/BBC Comedy semi-finalist 🤗
oh honestly just make it an alias
if you don’t want it to be a conscious alias, make it so potential Bonds are recruited + named in childhood or something, because Skyfall is *right there* for that
and if you think that’s ethically icky well, yes but *gestures vaguely at the entire 007 franchise*
if you don’t want it to be a conscious alias, make it so potential Bonds are recruited + named in childhood or something, because Skyfall is *right there* for that
and if you think that’s ethically icky well, yes but *gestures vaguely at the entire 007 franchise*
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
oh honestly just make it an alias
if you don’t want it to be a conscious alias, make it so potential Bonds are recruited + named in childhood or something, because Skyfall is *right there* for that
and if you think that’s ethically icky well, yes but *gestures vaguely at the entire 007 franchise*
if you don’t want it to be a conscious alias, make it so potential Bonds are recruited + named in childhood or something, because Skyfall is *right there* for that
and if you think that’s ethically icky well, yes but *gestures vaguely at the entire 007 franchise*
the ‘standardised questions’ on the equal opps forms can’t even accurately define class without misrepresenting half the population’s actual lived experience, so uhhhhhh
good luck with that one
good luck with that one
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the ‘standardised questions’ on the equal opps forms can’t even accurately define class without misrepresenting half the population’s actual lived experience, so uhhhhhh
good luck with that one
good luck with that one
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Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!
bloody annoyed, I guessed *weeks* ago they’d have George doing a dance to Somewhere Only We Know on #strictly at some point
I could have put a bet on and bought a house (or maybe a shed) 😭
I could have put a bet on and bought a house (or maybe a shed) 😭
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
bloody annoyed, I guessed *weeks* ago they’d have George doing a dance to Somewhere Only We Know on #strictly at some point
I could have put a bet on and bought a house (or maybe a shed) 😭
I could have put a bet on and bought a house (or maybe a shed) 😭
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This might be of interest to a few people
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
Boring Fund | Christina Poulton
Applications now open!
£200 grants available for small charities, CICs and voluntary groups towards some of those boring but hard-to-fund costs.
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This might be of interest to a few people
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
look, I couldn’t vote for Zohran because I ‘don’t live in New York’ or whatever, but here’s what I can vote for: his typography game being absolutely on-point
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
look, I couldn’t vote for Zohran because I ‘don’t live in New York’ or whatever, but here’s what I can vote for: his typography game being absolutely on-point
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The true winner is men being kind to each other #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The true winner is men being kind to each other #celebritytraitors
I simply refuse to allow imposter syndrome to make me think I’m not smart ever again after this #TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I simply refuse to allow imposter syndrome to make me think I’m not smart ever again after this #TheTraitors
‘Girlbands Forever’ is a v good watch, but it is safe to say there was a point during my personal watch that errrrrrrr got quite surreal let’s just leave it at that
(iykyk)
(iykyk)
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
‘Girlbands Forever’ is a v good watch, but it is safe to say there was a point during my personal watch that errrrrrrr got quite surreal let’s just leave it at that
(iykyk)
(iykyk)
and thus dawns a new age of globalised bisexual awakening variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz Reuniting for Fourth ‘Mummy’ Movie
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reuniting for a fourth "Mummy" movie.
variety.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
and thus dawns a new age of globalised bisexual awakening variety.com/2025/film/ne...
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
so… are we ever gonna talk about the fact Totoro creates ASMR in this scene, or
a girl holding an umbrella stands next to a totoro holding an umbrella in the rain
Alt: A scene from the animated film ‘My Neighbour Totoro’. At a rural bus stop while it rains Satsuke, a young girl, carries her younger sister Mei on piggyback, while also holding an umbrella. Next to them Totoro, a giant panda-meets-rabbit-meets-smiley-teddy grey furry creature, also waits, also holding an umbrella. Totoro happily jumps up and lands, making extra rain fall and land on their umbrella.
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
so… are we ever gonna talk about the fact Totoro creates ASMR in this scene, or
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Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
best thread of the day, 10/10 no notes
Timeline cleanse: I present a series of photos of irritated animals
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
best thread of the day, 10/10 no notes
consistently mad, bewildered, and still trying to write and make fun shit for people to enjoy 🫡
Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
consistently mad, bewildered, and still trying to write and make fun shit for people to enjoy 🫡
all-time controversial day for British royalty really #TheTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
all-time controversial day for British royalty really #TheTraitors
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Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.
in a writers' group chat where someone keeps trying to hawk an AI 'for writers' app while acting like it's not a massive data scrape
I'm about 5 seconds away from dropping this link while flipping birds link.springer.com/article/10.1...
I'm about 5 seconds away from dropping this link while flipping birds link.springer.com/article/10.1...
ChatGPT is bullshit - Ethics and Information Technology
Recently, there has been considerable interest in large language models: machine learning systems which produce human-like text and dialogue. Applications of these systems have been plagued by persist...
link.springer.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
in a writers' group chat where someone keeps trying to hawk an AI 'for writers' app while acting like it's not a massive data scrape
I'm about 5 seconds away from dropping this link while flipping birds link.springer.com/article/10.1...
I'm about 5 seconds away from dropping this link while flipping birds link.springer.com/article/10.1...
enshittification
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
enshittification
theatre set makers rejoice as they realise the key to home ownership was in their props cupboard the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
theatre set makers rejoice as they realise the key to home ownership was in their props cupboard the whole time
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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12 million viewers a week. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
12 million viewers a week. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors
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I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out
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I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.