Krystina Nellis
@krystinanellis.com
comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary).
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Krystina Nellis
@krystinanellis.com
· Mar 28
I don't think I've ever been given a laurel before, exciting 🥳
thank you again to Female Pilot Club for choosing my pilot 'The Plastics' as an FPC/BBC Comedy semi-finalist 🤗
thank you again to Female Pilot Club for choosing my pilot 'The Plastics' as an FPC/BBC Comedy semi-finalist 🤗
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
hope, kindness and I would argue above all - grace
which can often feel like the hardest thing of all, especially in these times, but increasingly feels like the most vital. the ‘what we are to each other’ part of the equation
which can often feel like the hardest thing of all, especially in these times, but increasingly feels like the most vital. the ‘what we are to each other’ part of the equation
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
hope, kindness and I would argue above all - grace
which can often feel like the hardest thing of all, especially in these times, but increasingly feels like the most vital. the ‘what we are to each other’ part of the equation
which can often feel like the hardest thing of all, especially in these times, but increasingly feels like the most vital. the ‘what we are to each other’ part of the equation
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
we are now watching MI:8: The Final Reckoning (again)
honestly, the Gay Submarine section (complete with Katy O’Brian offing the AI acolyte blatantly het dude)? *chef’s kiss*
honestly, the Gay Submarine section (complete with Katy O’Brian offing the AI acolyte blatantly het dude)? *chef’s kiss*
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
we are now watching MI:8: The Final Reckoning (again)
honestly, the Gay Submarine section (complete with Katy O’Brian offing the AI acolyte blatantly het dude)? *chef’s kiss*
honestly, the Gay Submarine section (complete with Katy O’Brian offing the AI acolyte blatantly het dude)? *chef’s kiss*
it is my duty to inform you all that Hackers (1995) is now on Netflix
and is still just as gloriously daft as the day it came out
and is still just as gloriously daft as the day it came out
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
it is my duty to inform you all that Hackers (1995) is now on Netflix
and is still just as gloriously daft as the day it came out
and is still just as gloriously daft as the day it came out
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"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
me, a millennial, every time I’ve had to explain ‘astroturfing’ in 2025
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
me, a millennial, every time I’ve had to explain ‘astroturfing’ in 2025
someone once said to me, after I went off a show (I think):
“I can’t understand how you can love something, then suddenly decide you don’t anymore and need to run it into the ground”
I don’t do that anymore but increasingly, istm like that mentality defines *all* pop culture discourse
“I can’t understand how you can love something, then suddenly decide you don’t anymore and need to run it into the ground”
I don’t do that anymore but increasingly, istm like that mentality defines *all* pop culture discourse
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
someone once said to me, after I went off a show (I think):
“I can’t understand how you can love something, then suddenly decide you don’t anymore and need to run it into the ground”
I don’t do that anymore but increasingly, istm like that mentality defines *all* pop culture discourse
“I can’t understand how you can love something, then suddenly decide you don’t anymore and need to run it into the ground”
I don’t do that anymore but increasingly, istm like that mentality defines *all* pop culture discourse
for reasons I am having to continue my strength-training exercises through Christmas, meaning I am currently leading world-defining research into building muscle through cheese
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
for reasons I am having to continue my strength-training exercises through Christmas, meaning I am currently leading world-defining research into building muscle through cheese
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Apparently this is a real plaque in Galway
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Apparently this is a real plaque in Galway
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Thread. Human connection is a necessity. It is one reason I’m not entirely anti-social media.
You get to read things like this.
You get to read things like this.
Thinking about how moving away from people-first is a growing trend, and how this is something quite important. It's been on my mind since my local McDonald's refurbished, and there's a reason for that.
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Thread. Human connection is a necessity. It is one reason I’m not entirely anti-social media.
You get to read things like this.
You get to read things like this.
I’ve done it
I’ve come across an online argument where I’m reasonably certain *both* sides are in fact bots
or at the very least paid ‘conversation-shaper’ accounts
social media is officially dead, time to bring back livejournal
I’ve come across an online argument where I’m reasonably certain *both* sides are in fact bots
or at the very least paid ‘conversation-shaper’ accounts
social media is officially dead, time to bring back livejournal
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve done it
I’ve come across an online argument where I’m reasonably certain *both* sides are in fact bots
or at the very least paid ‘conversation-shaper’ accounts
social media is officially dead, time to bring back livejournal
I’ve come across an online argument where I’m reasonably certain *both* sides are in fact bots
or at the very least paid ‘conversation-shaper’ accounts
social media is officially dead, time to bring back livejournal
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Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope it’s a peaceful one for you all 🧑🎄
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope it’s a peaceful one for you all 🧑🎄
and - certainly in the case of Friends at least - would actively rewrite jokes on the spot during taping, if the original one *didn’t* get the laughs they hoped for
honestly, the idea that ‘laughs = not funny’ could only ever come from someone who knows they could never create endless jokes on cue
honestly, the idea that ‘laughs = not funny’ could only ever come from someone who knows they could never create endless jokes on cue
They're not laughter tracks, they're a live audience. The shows would be less funny without them, because the actors use audience reactions to judge the timing, and timing as the (actually correct) cliche goes is everything in comedy.
I won't change your mind as you don't know what you're watching.
I won't change your mind as you don't know what you're watching.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
and - certainly in the case of Friends at least - would actively rewrite jokes on the spot during taping, if the original one *didn’t* get the laughs they hoped for
honestly, the idea that ‘laughs = not funny’ could only ever come from someone who knows they could never create endless jokes on cue
honestly, the idea that ‘laughs = not funny’ could only ever come from someone who knows they could never create endless jokes on cue
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
see also: ‘I predicted how it ends, therefore it sucks’ and its creative counterpart, ‘if the audience can predict this, it sucks’
stories are how we learn language! you are *supposed* to be able to sense how they’ll end! and meeting expectations is a sign of strong storytelling fundamentals!
stories are how we learn language! you are *supposed* to be able to sense how they’ll end! and meeting expectations is a sign of strong storytelling fundamentals!
The paragraph about TV Tropes is spot on. I can't bear that approach to criticism where the main aim seems to be asserting superiority to the work. People who'll identify an influence and be like "Ah, rumbled!" episodes.ghost.io/art-criticis...
You are not smarter than the art you critique
Here's my best advice for young critics: Don't presume you know better.
episodes.ghost.io
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
see also: ‘I predicted how it ends, therefore it sucks’ and its creative counterpart, ‘if the audience can predict this, it sucks’
stories are how we learn language! you are *supposed* to be able to sense how they’ll end! and meeting expectations is a sign of strong storytelling fundamentals!
stories are how we learn language! you are *supposed* to be able to sense how they’ll end! and meeting expectations is a sign of strong storytelling fundamentals!
also, it’s not like there’s not an audience for basically every form of this
there’s a reason one of the very most equitable *and* profitable corners of the internet (for probably everyone?) is DadTube
there’s a reason one of the very most equitable *and* profitable corners of the internet (for probably everyone?) is DadTube
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
also, it’s not like there’s not an audience for basically every form of this
there’s a reason one of the very most equitable *and* profitable corners of the internet (for probably everyone?) is DadTube
there’s a reason one of the very most equitable *and* profitable corners of the internet (for probably everyone?) is DadTube
hey Stagecoach: pay your fucking drivers
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hey Stagecoach: pay your fucking drivers
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There's a folk story about various guitarists hearing some song on the radio and learning to play the extremely difficult guitar line, only to discover later there were two guitars playing. I think all art is a bit like that, creating your own style by reverse-engineering the art you like.
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There's a folk story about various guitarists hearing some song on the radio and learning to play the extremely difficult guitar line, only to discover later there were two guitars playing. I think all art is a bit like that, creating your own style by reverse-engineering the art you like.
today in the news:
a group of people are standing in a living room with a man smoking a cigarette .
Alt: Larry David (Larry David) in Curb Your Enthusiasm, fainting dramatically (and comedically) at a house party.
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
today in the news:
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Your regular reminder that EM Forster was also a sci fi writer and predicted both the internet, zoom (and its inability to transmit microexpressions), social media, Wall-e and enshittification, among other things. If you like SF and you've not read the machine stops, do it. (Currently rereading)
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your regular reminder that EM Forster was also a sci fi writer and predicted both the internet, zoom (and its inability to transmit microexpressions), social media, Wall-e and enshittification, among other things. If you like SF and you've not read the machine stops, do it. (Currently rereading)
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
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It's astonishing how a technology called artificial intelligence has revealed the actual stupidity of so many people. This tweet hasn't been bettered
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's astonishing how a technology called artificial intelligence has revealed the actual stupidity of so many people. This tweet hasn't been bettered