Kiki the Konqueror
@ksmitty84.bsky.social
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So hip, even my errors are correct. ⚖️ AKA OES-PHA
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ksmitty84.bsky.social
I realize I’m triggered by the Teams chime.

My bf got a call and I’m on vacation and I was tweaking like a chihuahua when a doorbell rings.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
I have a picture of me as a small toddler leaning up against her on the couch, drinking from my bottle.

That was my favorite place to be. SHE was my favorite place to be-just around her.
ceencrumpets.bsky.social
What's one of your favorite memories from your grandmas?
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aarum.bsky.social
Here you go they absolute are.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
I spent my actual birthday recovering from my birthday trip.

The man outdoes himself every single time. I am so grateful.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Taking a news break for your mental health is a good thing.

Try to go 24 hours without reading the news.

It’s going to be just as disturbing when you finally read it, but at least you had one day.
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akstaggers.bsky.social
How you livin' Biggie Smalls?

"I'm surrounded by criminals," pedophiles, sick, "sheisty individuals...."
kindofnerdy.bsky.social
🧵 The founder of Gateway megachurch, a former faith adviser to Trump, pled guilty to sexually molesting 12-yr-old Cindy Clemishire in the 1980s.

The victim went public with her truth in 2024, ending the silence that had tormented her and protected him for decades.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child
Under a plea agreement, Morris was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in an Oklahoma jail.
www.nbcnews.com
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Light AF
phillewis.bsky.social
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
A photo of Diddy
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
File this under “essential function.” 🤡

#Shutdown
abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...
ksmitty84.bsky.social
We are in the BACK of the plane. Brendan is just standing up and looking crazy.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Sanfilippo syndrome is a super rare genetic disorder (also known as childhood dementia) and it presents with some distinct facial features. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a child with it in person. But I’d never approach a parent for a number of reasons.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Only hands and feet will do at this point.
bellejoulove.bsky.social
Nicki Minaj is Starting already 😩😩😩 on CardiB on this Wednesday Afternoon lord have mercy
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Fr tho lmao
solochills.blacksky.app
I just don't like how some of y'all blaming the cocaine for that lady's nastiness, it ain't the coke's fault
ksmitty84.bsky.social
So I was walking around with one earring on early and nobody said anything.

I was out in public earlier looking like some damn Captain Jack Sparrow.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
I appreciate. No weird shit (yes read it in *that* tone).
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chaclo.blacksky.app
People who hit reply all in an email chain that specifically states not to hit “reply all” just don’t have the cognitive abilities they think they have.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Man @ceepain.bsky.social is really one of the only reasons I open this app. She’s so funny without trying.
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ceepain.bsky.social
Well damn. How you know it ain’t me tho?? 🤨
chaclo.blacksky.app
This lady fine as hell. No, it’s not you. She know.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
The actor Joseph Sikora’s face freaks me out. It kinda looks like his face is a mask. It’s giving:

Like fr.
a trailer with a netflix logo on it
ALT: a trailer with a netflix logo on it
media.tenor.com
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ceepain.bsky.social
This shit look like a Benny Hill sketch. Goofasses skskksskskksksksksks
wutangforchildren.bsky.social
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
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kmjeezy.bsky.social
They gon send ICE to the Super Bowl.
ksmitty84.bsky.social
Winsome Earl-Sears is legitimately the most Jamaican name ever.

Eff that lady though.