Mr. Hill
@kstph.bsky.social
Proud husband and father. Amateur Ontologist. Professional Electrician. Part time comedian, full time human being. 💜
Random appreciation post (bc I know she’ll never see it, and I think it’s important to speak highly of people behind their back):
My wife is dope af.
Met a stranger, took a chance, and now she buys all my pants. 😂
Seriously though, find the love of your life. Sht’s magical. 😁
My wife is dope af.
Met a stranger, took a chance, and now she buys all my pants. 😂
Seriously though, find the love of your life. Sht’s magical. 😁
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Random appreciation post (bc I know she’ll never see it, and I think it’s important to speak highly of people behind their back):
My wife is dope af.
Met a stranger, took a chance, and now she buys all my pants. 😂
Seriously though, find the love of your life. Sht’s magical. 😁
My wife is dope af.
Met a stranger, took a chance, and now she buys all my pants. 😂
Seriously though, find the love of your life. Sht’s magical. 😁
Words are fun.
Everybody wants to eat pizza.
Nobody wants to put sauces up cheese bread inside themselves.
Everybody wants to eat pizza.
Nobody wants to put sauces up cheese bread inside themselves.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Words are fun.
Everybody wants to eat pizza.
Nobody wants to put sauces up cheese bread inside themselves.
Everybody wants to eat pizza.
Nobody wants to put sauces up cheese bread inside themselves.
Maybe I haven’t looked into his war crimes enough, but I kinda miss having an idiot in chief who was just regular dumb, not maliciously dumb.
#missionaccomplished
#missionaccomplished
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Maybe I haven’t looked into his war crimes enough, but I kinda miss having an idiot in chief who was just regular dumb, not maliciously dumb.
#missionaccomplished
#missionaccomplished
You ever think the Church of England convinced all English/British (apologies, idk the regional history well) that the letter H was too holy to use because of Jesus H. Christ, and that’s why their grammar is ‘orrible?🤔
(In jest, no disrespect intended.)
(In jest, no disrespect intended.)
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You ever think the Church of England convinced all English/British (apologies, idk the regional history well) that the letter H was too holy to use because of Jesus H. Christ, and that’s why their grammar is ‘orrible?🤔
(In jest, no disrespect intended.)
(In jest, no disrespect intended.)
“Which way does a tree fall?”
September 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Which way does a tree fall?”
Me: …..
Brain: “Ya ever think about how every single day, SOMEbody on earth takes the world’s biggest dump of the day?”
Me: …..
Brain: …..
Me: ..”Actually..I’m so sorry..can I change that to a salad?”
Brain: “Ya ever think about how every single day, SOMEbody on earth takes the world’s biggest dump of the day?”
Me: …..
Brain: …..
Me: ..”Actually..I’m so sorry..can I change that to a salad?”
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me: …..
Brain: “Ya ever think about how every single day, SOMEbody on earth takes the world’s biggest dump of the day?”
Me: …..
Brain: …..
Me: ..”Actually..I’m so sorry..can I change that to a salad?”
Brain: “Ya ever think about how every single day, SOMEbody on earth takes the world’s biggest dump of the day?”
Me: …..
Brain: …..
Me: ..”Actually..I’m so sorry..can I change that to a salad?”
Ayahuasca treatment should be a requirement to hold any governmental position.
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ayahuasca treatment should be a requirement to hold any governmental position.
Happy Pride Month to all my beautiful lgbtq+ family, friends, and current strangers. Wishing you all love, respect, and safety. 💜
June 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Happy Pride Month to all my beautiful lgbtq+ family, friends, and current strangers. Wishing you all love, respect, and safety. 💜
Reposted by Mr. Hill
Reposted by Mr. Hill
Me, playing with the dog…
“Aha! I caught you! You thought you were safe, but I loved you anyway! AND NOW YE SHALL BE CUDDLED!! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
“Aha! I caught you! You thought you were safe, but I loved you anyway! AND NOW YE SHALL BE CUDDLED!! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
May 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me, playing with the dog…
“Aha! I caught you! You thought you were safe, but I loved you anyway! AND NOW YE SHALL BE CUDDLED!! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
“Aha! I caught you! You thought you were safe, but I loved you anyway! AND NOW YE SHALL BE CUDDLED!! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
I know as parents we’re not supposed to have favorites, but…
May 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I know as parents we’re not supposed to have favorites, but…
Just a thought…
I love spicy AOC and Jasmine Crockett as much as the next (somewhat) educated individual who’s sick of what our gov is doing, but we gotta stop locking in on the “gotcha” moments and keep pressing the actual issues that negatively impact us as people.
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall..
I love spicy AOC and Jasmine Crockett as much as the next (somewhat) educated individual who’s sick of what our gov is doing, but we gotta stop locking in on the “gotcha” moments and keep pressing the actual issues that negatively impact us as people.
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall..
May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just a thought…
I love spicy AOC and Jasmine Crockett as much as the next (somewhat) educated individual who’s sick of what our gov is doing, but we gotta stop locking in on the “gotcha” moments and keep pressing the actual issues that negatively impact us as people.
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall..
I love spicy AOC and Jasmine Crockett as much as the next (somewhat) educated individual who’s sick of what our gov is doing, but we gotta stop locking in on the “gotcha” moments and keep pressing the actual issues that negatively impact us as people.
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall..
Advice to my younger self:
-Authenticity doesn’t care for reward or witness.
-Unconditional means without condition.
-Feelings aren’t emotions, just like fathers aren’t dads.
-Accountability breeds respect, blame breeds shame.
*Discernment is key to proper understanding.*
-Authenticity doesn’t care for reward or witness.
-Unconditional means without condition.
-Feelings aren’t emotions, just like fathers aren’t dads.
-Accountability breeds respect, blame breeds shame.
*Discernment is key to proper understanding.*
May 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Advice to my younger self:
-Authenticity doesn’t care for reward or witness.
-Unconditional means without condition.
-Feelings aren’t emotions, just like fathers aren’t dads.
-Accountability breeds respect, blame breeds shame.
*Discernment is key to proper understanding.*
-Authenticity doesn’t care for reward or witness.
-Unconditional means without condition.
-Feelings aren’t emotions, just like fathers aren’t dads.
-Accountability breeds respect, blame breeds shame.
*Discernment is key to proper understanding.*
Reposted by Mr. Hill
As a multimillionaire, I will start the Kristophian Institute for Harmonization of Physiological Incarnation to Philosophical Knowledge and Practice.
As a guy who turns wrenches, I will eat rice and beans for lunch.
The wrong people are in charge of everything. 😕
As a guy who turns wrenches, I will eat rice and beans for lunch.
The wrong people are in charge of everything. 😕
May 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
As a multimillionaire, I will start the Kristophian Institute for Harmonization of Physiological Incarnation to Philosophical Knowledge and Practice.
As a guy who turns wrenches, I will eat rice and beans for lunch.
The wrong people are in charge of everything. 😕
As a guy who turns wrenches, I will eat rice and beans for lunch.
The wrong people are in charge of everything. 😕
Put the work in.
Plant a garden.
Try to stay afloat.
💜
Plant a garden.
Try to stay afloat.
💜
May 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Put the work in.
Plant a garden.
Try to stay afloat.
💜
Plant a garden.
Try to stay afloat.
💜
Poor Ashee has such a rough life. 😂💜
May 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Poor Ashee has such a rough life. 😂💜
I like Christians that follow Yeshua, not the Bible.
(If you don’t know the difference, you may be part of the problem.)
(If you don’t know the difference, you may be part of the problem.)
May 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I like Christians that follow Yeshua, not the Bible.
(If you don’t know the difference, you may be part of the problem.)
(If you don’t know the difference, you may be part of the problem.)
Opinion:
When a cop is found guilty of a crime, every person incarcerated bc of that cop’s testimonies throughout their time in a badge should get a retrial based on newfound evidence of reasonable doubt.
It’s a small step towards accountability, but it’s more than we currently have.
(Cont.)
When a cop is found guilty of a crime, every person incarcerated bc of that cop’s testimonies throughout their time in a badge should get a retrial based on newfound evidence of reasonable doubt.
It’s a small step towards accountability, but it’s more than we currently have.
(Cont.)
May 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Opinion:
When a cop is found guilty of a crime, every person incarcerated bc of that cop’s testimonies throughout their time in a badge should get a retrial based on newfound evidence of reasonable doubt.
It’s a small step towards accountability, but it’s more than we currently have.
(Cont.)
When a cop is found guilty of a crime, every person incarcerated bc of that cop’s testimonies throughout their time in a badge should get a retrial based on newfound evidence of reasonable doubt.
It’s a small step towards accountability, but it’s more than we currently have.
(Cont.)
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Red hats are quick to call Karmelo Anthony a coward for having a knife in his bag with a gun on their hip everywhere they go.
Irony. 😐
Irony. 😐
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Red hats are quick to call Karmelo Anthony a coward for having a knife in his bag with a gun on their hip everywhere they go.
Irony. 😐
Irony. 😐
When we plan aloud, they plan silently.
When we’re silent, they make a ruckus to stir us up so they can hear us planning.
Collective action must be taken, but it cannot be preplanned for them to counter. It must be both targeted and appearing random.
Don’t talk. Just do.
#leadfolloworgetoutoftheway
When we’re silent, they make a ruckus to stir us up so they can hear us planning.
Collective action must be taken, but it cannot be preplanned for them to counter. It must be both targeted and appearing random.
Don’t talk. Just do.
#leadfolloworgetoutoftheway
April 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
When we plan aloud, they plan silently.
When we’re silent, they make a ruckus to stir us up so they can hear us planning.
Collective action must be taken, but it cannot be preplanned for them to counter. It must be both targeted and appearing random.
Don’t talk. Just do.
#leadfolloworgetoutoftheway
When we’re silent, they make a ruckus to stir us up so they can hear us planning.
Collective action must be taken, but it cannot be preplanned for them to counter. It must be both targeted and appearing random.
Don’t talk. Just do.
#leadfolloworgetoutoftheway