Mr. Hill
kstph.bsky.social
Mr. Hill
@kstph.bsky.social
Proud husband and father. Amateur Ontologist. Professional Electrician. Part time comedian, full time human being. 💜
Maybe I haven’t looked into his war crimes enough, but I kinda miss having an idiot in chief who was just regular dumb, not maliciously dumb.

#missionaccomplished
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“Which way does a tree fall?”
September 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I know as parents we’re not supposed to have favorites, but…
May 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Poor Ashee has such a rough life. 😂💜
May 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
(Continued until end)
April 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sometimes I just ask ChatGPT stuff and it digs around the interweb to give me answers. I found this quite interesting, having grown up in a Christian household without being one myself.
April 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Shinfo:
I add four songs randomly to a shower time playlist every day, then erase and start fresh the next week. This is what I have so far this week.
Anybody else have a weird something like this you do to give yourself an uptick for the day?
March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Long. Live. The King.”
😂
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“I am wrecked. I am overblown. I’m also fed up with the common cold…”
March 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
February 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just sharing some info. 💜🥳
February 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
😂
February 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Happy Black History Month. 💜🥳
February 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My crazy baby, Ashlyn Pendejo Pantolones. (cause wifey calls her “Ashy Pants” and I call her “Ash-hole.” 😂)
January 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Borrowed this from my beautiful wife.
Now..I’m a wordy dude, but this woman leaves me absolutely speechless at times with how simply amazing she is. I am the luckiest man in the world to have her keeping me in line. 💜
(I don’t think she’s on here yet, so don’t tell her I said all this. 😂)
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Luke, Katniss, Harry, and @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social are all very disappointed rn.
(Added disclaimer: just an assumption about Weird Al, but he seems like an intelligent, empathetic being who would possibly need a hug rn.)
January 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is where I tend to lose people. “THEY” only speak money, so the only voice we have is to #shutdown until they listen. Temporary discomfort vs bread and circuses. We don’t have a Skywalker, Potter, or Baggins. It has to be us. 3/15/25. #shutdown315
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Patiently waiting for “TikTok gone, now you gotta get a real job” to turn into…
😱😂
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Patiently waiting for all the people shouting “now you gotta get a real job” to find out a lot of those “silly TikTok’ers” have more marketable skills. 😱😂
January 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Bear witness and drip jealousy, the new swuit arrived. Swuit is short for “swank-ass suit, my boi.😎”
Go on and eat your heart out, grab seconds, wrap up a plate to take home. Be safe getting there, and we’ll holla atchya. 💜🥳
January 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM