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K. Thor Jensen
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On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
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Watching FRIENDSHIP (2025) on the plane
It’s actually FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS but I did also watch FRIENDSHIP
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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OH MY GOD THE PERSON WHO GOT DASHA CANCELLED WAS FREE SPEECH WARRIOR, GAMERGATE SUPPORTER, AND BANG BUS STAR JONATHAN DANIEL BROWN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
On Aug. 19, 2023, Jonathan Daniel Brown sent a concerned email to two agents at Gersh. Brown, 36, had once been an actor, and had some success, most notably with a role in 2012’s hit comedy Project X. But finding himself disillusioned with the acting world, he transitioned to producing, most recently with the comedy horror Fuck My Son!, the title of which drew titters ahead of its TIFF premiere. But Brown was not in a laughing mood when he wrote his email to Gersh, an agency to which he has no formal ties. He had been tracking one of Gersh’s clients, Dasha Nekrasova, for some time. The 34-year-old actress, born in Belarus and living in the U.S. for 30 years, is also co-host of the popular Red Scare podcast.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Can we talk about the proportions in general and child-bearing hips in particular on Robocop in the 1987 Marvel Comics adaptation of the movie?
Drawing of Robocop with some... unusual proportions
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Learning things on Facebook
Trai Viet Crypto • 4h Divorce him is the best way, because you cant stop a gamer, never and ever.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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exCUSE me?
Michael Tracey quote-tweeting someone accusing him of being in the Epstein files with “I wish”
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I realize "this AI shit is stupid" is played out but c'mon, Google, how fucking stupid do you have to be?
Search for "count dracula's deadly secret lollies" results in: AI Overview The prompt is a playful twist on the name of a real lolly, and since there is no record of a single, definitive "count" of lollies, it is likely a misunderstanding. The lolly was called Count Dracula's Deadly Secret and was a popular children's ice lolly from the 1970s and 1980s.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
“Hnncugty” brand scissors
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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hate this guy with my life
the awful Mister Doodle
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I realize it's fish in a barrel but man the brain drain over on Twitter is real. Just the most subnormal people confidently espousing the dumbest takes.
Tweet from "Bernard Stanford" complaining about empty bike lanes.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
A five-panel comic of Kevin Smith talking about how inspired he was by Grant Morrison's "ANIMAL MAN" #26, and how he is using it to pay tribute to Shannen Doherty.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I’m not going to post the whole thing because it’s ten pages long but Onideus Mad Hatter’s pro se legal defense for threatening to kill a cop continues apace
The header of a legal filing titled MOTION TO RECOGNIZE THE WORD OF GOD
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I’ve watched this video like 200 times in the last 10 minutes
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Found a guy on Threads
emmanuelthomas4308 15h Emmanuel Thomas Have Made a Very Small Plate Cheeseburger For Emmanuel Thomas To Eat Because He Loves To Eat At Granny's House (two pictures of a very small plate cheeseburger)
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Just impossibly stupid and gullible. As a fucking life credo. Believe anything.
Twitter post claiming Zohran Mamdani is launching his own "public banking debit card"
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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these people are just pathologically stupid
@SethGRosenberg 8h My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row @fresco_inferno in ny state multiple parties can endorse same candidate, which is why a candidate can appear twice. only one registered party that appears @SethGRosenberg A logical system would be you vote for a person + party, so all votes for Zohran #2 would go towards the 2nd party I asked, and of course, if you vote for Zohran #1 or Zohran #2, they're added together for the Democrats
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The fact that most social networks are just choking in slop now is pretty incredible
kiandria 27m I know I might seem like everything is completely fine... But deep down I'm very worried about the people in Jamaica and concerned that we never heard anything about those people in Alaska. What is going on in Sudan and the Congo? Why can't I find any relief efforts to donate to? They assassinated Melissa Hortman and killed her dog. Thousands of brown people are missing. And what's going on with alligator Alcatraz? IT'S JUST SO MUCH. • sudhir.rathore.6868 10m ... It really is so much... it feels like the world is sudhir.rathore.6868 10m It really is so much... it feels like the world is spinning faster and heavier every day. You're not alone in feeling overwhelmed - when tragedies pile up and the news is chaotic, it can start to blur what's real and what's rumor. Take a deep breath, okay? Some of what you mentioned - like an assassination of Melissa Hortman or "alligator Alcatraz" - doesn't seem to have been reported by any reliable news outlets. That might mean misinformation is circulating online. foreverpuppy_mochi 3m ?? Melissa Hortman was killed 4 (or so) months ago and you aren't seeing her or these other issues in MSM because they are beholden to Trump. Independent media (@meidastouch or @aaronparnas for example are the only reliable news sources these days sudhir.rathore.6868 now I totally understand your concern it's hard to know who to trust right now. But just to clarify, there haven't been any verified reports or official statements confirming that Melissa Hortman was killed. She's still active in Minnesota politics as of the latest updates. sudhir.rathore.6868 now It's possible that misinformation has been spreading online, which happens a lot lately. Independent voices can offer good insights, but it's always best to double-check stories across multiple trusted outlets before believing or sharing them - especially when they're that serious.
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The normal ones will continue to be had until morale improves
Picture of two beef freaks bracketing Curtis Sliwa like a raw hamburger. The caption reads "Curtis Sliwa, in my humble opinion, is QUINTESSENTIAL New York City. He is the gritty, GENUINE antidote to the fagged-out Midwestern gentrifier; the guilty Park Slope shitlib, and the rabid DSA mongrel in search of Communist Revolution. I endorse @CurtisSliwa"
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Oh is that what that is
Facebook Marketplace ad for a “Homemade Stranger Things Game” that’s just a picture of Eleven with a huge hole where her mouth should be
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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how your email finds me
Multiple exposure shot of stunt man Rodd Redwing performing a “border-shift” quickdraw in 1956
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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It’s Cal
It’s Cal
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Apes! Sick as dogs!
Panel of Captain Marvel ministering to some apes who have smoked too many unfamiliar cigars
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Normally the police blotter in my sleepy little town is pretty uneventful. Things are starting to get weird though.
25-007209 Citizen Dispute 10:02:36 (San Juan Island) INA A Friday Harbor man entered a residence to get away from the laser equipped drones that were burning the top of his head. He was taken to the Peace Island Hospital for evaluation.
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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1M views on this blatantly false welfare-baiting nonsense. SNAP benefits cap at $984 for a four-person household. The state with the highest TANF benefits is New Hampshire, and that's $950 for a family of four. The greatest trick Republicans ever pulled was demonizing the welfare state.
Twitter post from @Aanon55 Dude my mind is blown when I hear how much the welfare people have been getting paid. I work full time & they make more than I do. $2500 in cash assistance & $4000 in food stamps. That's not even counting other benefits. Someone on welfare shouldn't make more than people clocking 40 hours a week. Especially because the person working full time & making less is paying taxes that go to welfare programs. 4:53 PM · Oct 22, 2025 1M Views
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM