teabiscuit
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Trixie Biscuit, L.A. Derby Dolls announcer, Maximum Fun Media Co-op Worker-Owner, Dog Guy, Pedant. Trans rights (she/her) #GKG
It's the strain from maintaining the chest-forward-hips-back thing they do to look thinner
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It's the strain from maintaining the chest-forward-hips-back thing they do to look thinner
Everyone here said no until I zoomed in on the eyelashes
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Everyone here said no until I zoomed in on the eyelashes
It's not the full Mid-Century Modern Drop-Leaf Table but it isn't a far walk
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It's not the full Mid-Century Modern Drop-Leaf Table but it isn't a far walk
Absolutely the fuck not
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Absolutely the fuck not
Global replace with "in accordance with prophecy"
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Global replace with "in accordance with prophecy"
Reposted by teabiscuit
Bluesky mods' anxiety skyrocketing when they learn that TOS Violators is a demographic with rising political power
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Bluesky mods' anxiety skyrocketing when they learn that TOS Violators is a demographic with rising political power
14th time's the charm
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
14th time's the charm
At a Quiznos in Centralia, PA, a subterranean sandwich has been toasting since 1962
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
At a Quiznos in Centralia, PA, a subterranean sandwich has been toasting since 1962
Who can argue with a dog empowered with the Cybill Shepherd Moonlighting filter
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who can argue with a dog empowered with the Cybill Shepherd Moonlighting filter
I'm late on this, but if it ever happens again, call the provider and bitch. We got upgraded to ungodly fast internet when ours went out in the last minutes of the Rams in the Super Bowl, and we've been living the high life since. I didn't even care about the Rams.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm late on this, but if it ever happens again, call the provider and bitch. We got upgraded to ungodly fast internet when ours went out in the last minutes of the Rams in the Super Bowl, and we've been living the high life since. I didn't even care about the Rams.
