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Football Head-Man Party Hat is already a better idea than anything in any AI ad to date
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Football Head-Man Party Hat is already a better idea than anything in any AI ad to date
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Get this: it turns out Mike Tyson is ill informed about public health
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Get this: it turns out Mike Tyson is ill informed about public health
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you are part of a race of 1.5 inch tall human beings. you file into a stadium to watch puppy dogs larger than a city bus tussle around and rough house for hours. it is the most exciting night of your entire life
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
you are part of a race of 1.5 inch tall human beings. you file into a stadium to watch puppy dogs larger than a city bus tussle around and rough house for hours. it is the most exciting night of your entire life
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THREAD.
A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.
1. The Public Swimming Pool
A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.
1. The Public Swimming Pool
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 AM
THREAD.
A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.
1. The Public Swimming Pool
A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.
1. The Public Swimming Pool
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Still can't believe the Grammys snubbed Tom Waits's Dinosaur Secrets in Crocodile Bones
Until now, estimating how old a dinosaur was when it died has been a fairly simple process: Count up the growth rings in the fossilized bones. But new research into some of dinosaurs' living relatives, like crocodiles, suggests that this method may not always work. n.pr/4qTSIhz
Searching for dinosaur secrets in crocodile bones
Until now, estimating how old a dinosaur was when it died has been a fairly simple process: Count up the growth rings in the fossilized bones. But new research into some of dinosaurs' living relatives, like crocodiles, suggests that this method may not always work.
n.pr
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Still can't believe the Grammys snubbed Tom Waits's Dinosaur Secrets in Crocodile Bones
Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
* making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time
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So here is a story: I applied for the 2nd season of The Real World. The casting director was cleaning out her old files last year or the year before, came across my application, found me online (I was the very smallest bit in the press then bc of the MaxFun co-op transition), and sent it to me.
becoming a retvrn guy for reality show casting being based on videos sent in rather than instagram
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So here is a story: I applied for the 2nd season of The Real World. The casting director was cleaning out her old files last year or the year before, came across my application, found me online (I was the very smallest bit in the press then bc of the MaxFun co-op transition), and sent it to me.
What Best in Show gets wrong:
-- Imagine one owner-handler winning group in the first place, let alone several; in a pig's valise
What Best in Show gets right:
-- Conformation people really are this odd
-- We all love soup
-- Imagine one owner-handler winning group in the first place, let alone several; in a pig's valise
What Best in Show gets right:
-- Conformation people really are this odd
-- We all love soup
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
What Best in Show gets wrong:
-- Imagine one owner-handler winning group in the first place, let alone several; in a pig's valise
What Best in Show gets right:
-- Conformation people really are this odd
-- We all love soup
-- Imagine one owner-handler winning group in the first place, let alone several; in a pig's valise
What Best in Show gets right:
-- Conformation people really are this odd
-- We all love soup
Honestly one of the greatest movies ever made
We’re watching “Best in Show” and I’m getting my whole life!!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Honestly one of the greatest movies ever made
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It’s really surreal to be living through all this knowing that if people took the mistreatment of Black people seriously this might not be happening
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 AM
It’s really surreal to be living through all this knowing that if people took the mistreatment of Black people seriously this might not be happening
the boys are touching tips
"Heated Rivalry" stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie carried the Olympic flame in Feltre, Italy, on Monday as official torchbearers for the 2026 Winter Olympics.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
the boys are touching tips
It's not so much that I couldn't afford the coffee table as that I can not afford cocaine
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It's not so much that I couldn't afford the coffee table as that I can not afford cocaine
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Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?
Posted this and instantly forgot all about it, so naturally had an anxiety attack when I came back an hour later to 30+ notifications
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Posted this and instantly forgot all about it, so naturally had an anxiety attack when I came back an hour later to 30+ notifications
It's been so long since I did 5calls.org that my phone says I just called Kamala Harris and Dianne Feinstein.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It's been so long since I did 5calls.org that my phone says I just called Kamala Harris and Dianne Feinstein.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
Anyway, today is a great day (and right now is a great time) to do 5calls.org.
Seems like desecration to do Ryan Stiles like this
I usually try to eschew elitism in all forms, but enough is enough. These people are dumb fucking yokels. They live in a completely different reality than I do, and I don’t want to share a country with them any longer.
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Seems like desecration to do Ryan Stiles like this
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Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
Jesus Christ, Hollander, take off your socks
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Jesus Christ, Hollander, take off your socks
I have no idea what this means but I stand by it
if you don't say "time to get gooped" when you jump into the goop at the end of day 2 nightboss, then what are you doing
#nightreign
#nightreign
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I have no idea what this means but I stand by it
"[Before they put on masks] they were still identifiable as who and what they are and always were—seething, unappeasable, deliriously and defiantly pig-stupid, and absolutely a threat to the peace and comfort and flourishing of everyone and anything else. The masks only make them easier to see."
Fascists Are Pathetic | Defector
Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did yo...
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January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"[Before they put on masks] they were still identifiable as who and what they are and always were—seething, unappeasable, deliriously and defiantly pig-stupid, and absolutely a threat to the peace and comfort and flourishing of everyone and anything else. The masks only make them easier to see."