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Kueni Kani
@kueni.bsky.social
He/Him. 27, Straight. Bad/Casual FFXIV Gposer.
Lalafell are adults, minors stay away, please.
Sometimes spicy, sometimes not.

I don't follow accounts that repost a lot, sorry if I unfollowed you or like your stuff but don't follow, it's not personal.
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New Pinned. I'm an adult, and so is my character. I will not RP or ERP with you in comments, posts, or DMs. My DMs are open to chit-chat, just don't be weird. I'm not the best at being social. I am open to collabs, but I am picky and usually will not take NSFW collabs. If I do, you are special.
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Happy Holidays. I think this is your gift? There might have been a mix up...
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Come up with a weird doujin name for Ku? Okay...

"This Nerdy Boy Couldn't Possibly Cum This Much!? Now He Wants A Round Two?!"
You have 20 minutes to come up with an unhinged awkwardly long title for your WoL/OC's doujin <-

"Icy Creampies! That Time I Cummed So Hard It Started Snowing In Ul'Dah!"
Fuck it I am making this into an actual #wolqotd
You have 20 minutes to come up with an unhinged awkwardly long title for your WoL/OC's doujin

Like "[OC's Name] That Time Where I Got Locked in the Fortemps Manor And All The Butlers Got Pregnant!"

Good luck
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Happy Holidays. I think this is your gift? There might have been a mix up...
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Just some shitposting with The Idiots(Affectionate).

Except we all planned this and just didn't tell @lorilaemuscadet.etheirys.social because it'd be funnier.

Thanks @kueni.bsky.social and @karijanarurija-xiv.bsky.social.

If anyone wants to be in Saki shitposts (and has ideas), my DMs are open.
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
DLC Skin Pack for Kueni! 4 more skins for only $4.99 (not including tax)

Once again, spoilers to the references in the comments. They turned out alright, even if some of them feel a bit weak.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ku if he was fighting game character and had "alt colors" as references to other characters in media that I like.

Can you guess them all?
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Duality of man.
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Duality of man.
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
No context shitpost.
"Yes, we see the fit, Ku."
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Yeah...
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*Sigh*... I should call her.
October 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
(2/2) @mokualter.bsky.social seemed to have a good time though. Her curves seem to drive him wild, or maybe he's just too passionate.

Thanks for collabing with me, it was really fun and I ended up learning a good bit from doing these shots.
September 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
(1/2) Invited @mokualter.bsky.social over to hang out, but it seems like she had other plans? Fortunately for her, she's too hot to ignore.

My first official collab, I was kinda nervous about it.
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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He was still very energetic even after that huge load, so i decided not to hold back and give him an additional service, needless to say he seems to have really enjoyed it, hope he comes back again soon~😘
#nsfwlalafell #lalafellnsfw #nsfwlala #lalansfw #lewdlala
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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I invited @kueni.bsky.social over and after noticing he was very excited to meet me, I offered him to take care of him by giving him a tiddy job~💖
#nsfwlalafell #lalafellnsfw #nsfwlala #lalansfw #lewdlala
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
New Pinned. I'm an adult, and so is my character. I will not RP or ERP with you in comments, posts, or DMs. My DMs are open to chit-chat, just don't be weird. I'm not the best at being social. I am open to collabs, but I am picky and usually will not take NSFW collabs. If I do, you are special.
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ku if he was a pokemon trainer? Didn't want to be hyper competitive, but not garbage either. Just pokemon that represent different things about him in certain ways, and also plays into his longevity/trick room strategic mindset. He tries to adapt to fights, but staying on the field never fails.
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Looks like something caught his eye in the bath... And the attention of something else too.

It's you.
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
POV: you're trapped under him

IDK I think I kinda suck at doing NSFW shots. I'd like to do more of them, but I think I'm just terrible at finding good poses/angles. I'm not good at flattering men, I guess, lmao. (Also I can't get his dingaling to look good imo) Do YOU like this?
September 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Hey, uh, that's tough buddy... I got this rat... You want this rat?"
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"So, this is NOT what I meant when I asked if I could touch your paw..."
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Let me tell you a Story about a Cave.
with @sakikanixiv.bsky.social as fan favorite Curly Brace
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Important Announcement.
September 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Story of Greed. Story of Regret.
August 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Did that thing.
August 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM