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kurivaim 𓃠
@kuriva.im
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spaghetti doctor.

could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team

he / him / tema
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the avatar for @babyshoes4cash.com, with a speech bubble so it looks like she's saying the quoted skeet
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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ok I foolishly looked at the BARCS website despite being full up on cats at the moment

if anyone near Baltimore is jealous of @cait.bsky.social and wants their very own Adonis, you could do worse than Malacai (# 59846295)

www.barcs.org/adoptable-cats
an orange cat with one healthy eye and one injured eye looks guilelessly at the camera a one-eyed orange cat is leaning back, limbs splayed in front of him showing off some of his toe beans
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Janice was Bobby Bacala's version of a nature goddess, I suppose
Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri on THE SOPRANOS, wearing a conductor's hat has he works on his model train set in the garage
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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agreed

in retrospect it was sort of a proto-roguelite, with procedural generation and you start from scratch every time
box art for "Indiana Jones and his Desktop Adventures" (1996) by LucasArts Harrison Ford as Indy is wearing a shirt unbuttoned to the waist and missing one sleeve, and is brandishing an unnecessarily large knife there is a leaf that says "literally billions of possible games!" and a circle advertising Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 compatibility on the enclosed 3.5" disk
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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fuck, how did I end up with only one swear in my top ten
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "those" (116×), "shit" (95×), "least" (88×), "movie" (71×), "keep" (63×), "show" (62×), "instead" (61×), "mean" (58×), "trump" (57×), "game" (56×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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the headline of Maureen Dowd's April 30, 2016 NYT opinion piece: "Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk"
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Honey Sugarman, an anthropomorphic cartoon horse from the show "Bojack Horseman", has sunken eyes, a thousand-yard stare, a look of deep despair, and a speech bubble coming out of her mouth. she is covered in minor injuries (some of which are bleeding) and her lovely blouse is dirty and torn her young daughter Beatrice is barely visible, looking up at her with concern
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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a chunkily pixelated Sagat from Street Fighter 2, fists up at the ready and a speech bubble coming from his mouth
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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2025:

how it started / how it's going
a navel orange with chili peppers for eyes, little flaps for ears, toothpicks for legs, and tinfoil for a tail, holding a one euro coin in its mouth the navel orange has shriveled, faded, and dried out the chili pepper eyes are now protruding and the little flaps for ears are now much bigger relative to the withered husk of a body it is holding onto the one euro coin for dear life
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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the video game, before it says "too bad"
captain murphy, wearing a fake mustache, is taking off his jumpsuit, revealing his hairy chest underneath; as [white] debbie is in bed in her underwear capt murphy asks "do you want the mustache on, or off?" [she says 'off' and he says 'too bad']
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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R. Scheider in JAWS saying "We're going to need a bigger sheet pan"
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Elmer Riggs, the man who classified Brontosaurus as a subspecies of Apatosaurus, standing in front of some dinosaur bones at the Field Museum
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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people stealing wheels and catalytic converters from parked vehicles is one thing, but absconding with a full set of masts and rigging is a new level of brazenness altogether
the USS Constellation at dock in Baltimore, with nothing but grey skies above the deck, where normally you'd see the bits that make the ship do ship things
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I was on board with this until the addendum (h/t @faerynnistired.itch.io )
two skeets juxtaposed on a timeline — Tyler King: It is our right as Americans to watch Sanders and Schumer bare-knuckle brawl. Fae'rynn (Festive Futch): and to fight one another as a form of flirting
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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48 HRS (1982) is a very 80s movie

casual racism

a young Mike Ehrmantraut

multiple diegetic musical numbers
Nick Nolte is hustling Eddie Murphy down a hallway and saying: "I didn't get you out so you could go on a trim hunt."
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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you're good, you had a nap at least
labels on the replied-to skeet, showing that @jazzpomegranate.com changed profile 5+ times yesterday, changed profile more than 3 of the last 30 days, and posted more than 100 times yesterday
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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my phone is of a similar vintage and sometimes I check to make sure it knows my speech patterns
phone screenshot: "Personal word list" "The words that the BlackBerry Keyboard learns from your everyday typing appear here." Listed words include: John-Carpenter-ass LaRouche Le'Veon LeClerc Marxist-Leninist Mason-Dixon NESticle
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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this is the best I can hope for

(this one goes left to right, not right to left)
a big domino is labeled "Trump and Epstein spend decades as friends and coconspirators" a small domino is labeled "Trump is impeached a third time, and this time it works?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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POV: you have a grease man
Brad Pitt and George Clooney in OCEAN'S ELEVEN
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Dr Sketchy's was tonight, you should have come and drawn
three 5-minute sketches (two in fountain pen, one in pencil) of a woman in a skimpy outfit and giant platform heels in different poses on a stage a ten-minute sketch of a woman sitting on a chair, with flames added for fun
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Dave Portnoy attempting to nail a Tall-Nut from Plants vs Zombies to a gate
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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as long as you remember that ACAB includes bobbies

british cops in silly hats are just as apt to kettle demonstrators, beat them up, and arrest them on bogus charges as any other cops
british police officers beating up striking coal miners near Orgreave in 1984 photo Phil Spencer & Gerry Crowther / Getty Images british police officers beating up striking coal miners near Orgreave in 1984 image by Don McPhee
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Steve Buscemi on bass, Adam Sandler on drums, and Brendan Fraser on guitar as "The Lone Rangers" (plural) from the movie AIRHEADS (1994)
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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ok thank you for your coöperation everybody

I was able to get through and run my search

we can all take a big sigh of relief: despite 11 search hits for "Batman" in the Epstein emails, he's in the clear

the 1 true hit is from a book of columns; the rest are words / names like "bagman" or Bauman
🔍 Epstein Document Search [ Batman ] [ All Folders ] [ 25 results ] Showing 11 of 11 results (1327ms)
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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wikipedia says chickens use a lot of the same hormones fwiw
Sperm transfer occurs by cloacal contact between the male and female, in an action called the 'cloacal kiss'.[38] As with all birds, reproduction is controlled by a neuroendocrine system,[39] the Gonadotropin-Releasing Hormone-I neurons in the hypothalamus. Reproductive hormones including estrogen, progesterone, and gonadotropins (luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating hormone) initiate and maintain sexual maturation changes. Reproduction declines with age, thought to be due to a decline in GnRH-I-N.[40]
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM