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spaghetti doctor.

could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team

he / him / tema
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[From Jüri Arrak’s illustrations for the book „Suur Tõll“ (1982)]
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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people ackshuallying this post are not getting it

it's not what he "meant"

it's the words he used and how they will be spun by every media NYT oped writing shitdick out there

again it comes back to STOP IMPLYING ANYTHING TRUMP DID IS GOOD OR ACCEPTABLE EVER
motherfucker doesn't even realize he's framing it as 'Trump did things but there's a lot left to do' basically implying he's not gone far enough
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the tailpiece on Hank's guitar looks all fucked up, no wonder the other guy is upset
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
ok I foolishly looked at the BARCS website despite being full up on cats at the moment

if anyone near Baltimore is jealous of @cait.bsky.social and wants their very own Adonis, you could do worse than Malacai (# 59846295)

www.barcs.org/adoptable-cats
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"first active player already in the hall of fame to get fired by his team" is not a distinction anybody wants 😭
It is 2:40am in Atlanta and Chris Paul just posted this
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"The news of the 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 of a visit to the [WWE] Hall of Fame depressed me" is a sentence that will be haunting me for a long time
Can someone who has read Nuzzi's book let me know if this is actually a thing in it? Or is this one of those "JD Vance bangs couches" things? x.com/bryancurtis/...
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@badfaithbookclub.bsky.social partway through the first episode I'm enjoying the content but not the room tone (and one of you is in a very echoey place)

I hate to be a jerk but is that a one-time thing or does it improve as you go along
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
insert a movie into another movie

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AT THE EL ROYALE
insert a movie into another movie

2001: A Space Jam
insert a movie into another movie

Kill Your Mama From the Train.
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
fuck, how did I end up with only one swear in my top ten
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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it’s amazing how many people fundamentally do not grasp that the reason the world decided to *start* using international law to govern war is because most leaders at the time were able to grasp that LOAC made things less horrible for *everyone*
there is just absolutely no inkling that someday we might want the LOAC to protect our guys too
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
me listening to @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social 's "normal" takes about food:
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
Alt: guy saying "that's bait"
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Hegseth wants to portray himself as a macho 'lethality' warrior without taking any responsibility for the actions or consequences he celebrates (and shitposts about on twitter). That's weakness incarnate, and I can't imagine that either enlisted personnel or officers respect him in the least for it.
WAPO: “.. Officials in Congress and the Pentagon said Monday they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike ..”

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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See I can’t help but think “you’re goddamn right we did!!!” wouldn’t have been as immediate of a response if the bush administration had been prosecuted for their many many many crimes
“Leavitt told reporters at the White House press briefing that Hegseth authorized Adm. Frank Bradley to carry out the second strike, which reportedly killed two people who were hanging onto the burning vessel after an initial strike.” Wow. 12/1/25 thehill.com/homenews/562...
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Why does this one look like Roger from Madmen and Jason from Friday the 13th had a baby?
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i can't believe they violated the president's hippa
Surprise: The White House physician says Trump's health is "excellent," nothing weird about him getting a random MRI
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I named my fists LCD and Soundsystem because I'm losing my edge
I named my fists Death Cab and For Cutie because [THEY] will possess your heart
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same goes for men."

credit where it's due: at least she acknowledges that men innately have womanly desires in our hearts
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
2025:

how it started / how it's going
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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[David Byrne voice] 🎵 my old rock bottom / was higher than this / I'm cursed to remember it all 🎵
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I’ll put it this way: I have significantly more optimism that we can beat this particular set of fascists than I do that Dems will do what is necessary not to hand the country right back over to the next batch four year later
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM