@kwizatzhaderach.bsky.social
We Bene Gesserit sift people to find the humans.
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The moral of fight club is tyler durden is a good person
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
The moral of fight club is tyler durden is a good person
I need saturn and Neptune to get the hell out of pisces.
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I need saturn and Neptune to get the hell out of pisces.
Blowing my weed hoots at mars
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Blowing my weed hoots at mars
I believe the males are lonely because God hates them
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I believe the males are lonely because God hates them
Im sorry guys but i just cant deal with you right now
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Im sorry guys but i just cant deal with you right now
Guys please go get me a coffee i don’t care what kind as long as it has zero sugar
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Guys please go get me a coffee i don’t care what kind as long as it has zero sugar
Im starting to think taylor swift is not the kwizatz haderach.
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Im starting to think taylor swift is not the kwizatz haderach.
My life is undergoing a brief pestilence.
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 AM
My life is undergoing a brief pestilence.
Smoking that mexican jumping weed
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Smoking that mexican jumping weed
I was reborn undergoing the weed agony
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I was reborn undergoing the weed agony
Hail Mary full of weed, the United States is with thee
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Hail Mary full of weed, the United States is with thee
We need private accounts and dislike buttons
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We need private accounts and dislike buttons
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guys please stop distracting me
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
guys please stop distracting me
rubbing spicy popeyes chicken on myself because im scared i smell like weed
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
rubbing spicy popeyes chicken on myself because im scared i smell like weed
The denver nuggets are winning!!!!!
a yellow car is driving through a tunnel in a dark room .
ALT: a yellow car is driving through a tunnel in a dark room .
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January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The denver nuggets are winning!!!!!
I need to rub moisturizer all over my genitals
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I need to rub moisturizer all over my genitals
Whats the point of world war three if all you losers survive
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Whats the point of world war three if all you losers survive
I hate when young people have children. thats what abortion is for.
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I hate when young people have children. thats what abortion is for.
This Union is hardly soviet at all :/
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
This Union is hardly soviet at all :/
Hell is so warm and lovely.
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Hell is so warm and lovely.
Guys im sorry that i said your big fat ass was eating up the thong. That was very disrespectful
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Guys im sorry that i said your big fat ass was eating up the thong. That was very disrespectful
Asking the workers at the dispensary if i can heat my coffee in their microwave
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Asking the workers at the dispensary if i can heat my coffee in their microwave
Kicking an old man in the shins for standing too close to me
January 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Kicking an old man in the shins for standing too close to me
My third eye can see you naked
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
My third eye can see you naked