Kyle
@kwsilk.bsky.social
Wonder Man shares DNA with BoJack Horseman.
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Wonder Man shares DNA with BoJack Horseman.
Do you think anyone anywhere has ever said, in earnest, "I've got a hankering for a spankering?"
There have been SO many people, so surely...
There have been SO many people, so surely...
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Do you think anyone anywhere has ever said, in earnest, "I've got a hankering for a spankering?"
There have been SO many people, so surely...
There have been SO many people, so surely...
Thunderfuck Laserbeam vs. The Kings Without Names
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thunderfuck Laserbeam vs. The Kings Without Names
The Chair Company is the best show that my fiance hates
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Chair Company is the best show that my fiance hates
My partner: (has OCD)
My inner monologue: you can cure this with sarcasm
My inner monologue: you can cure this with sarcasm
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My partner: (has OCD)
My inner monologue: you can cure this with sarcasm
My inner monologue: you can cure this with sarcasm
Has anyone cut the running scenes from Weapons to the Ferris Bueller music yet? Because I need that.
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Has anyone cut the running scenes from Weapons to the Ferris Bueller music yet? Because I need that.
I can't explain it, but there seems to be a correlation between depression and self-gratification with the overhead lights on.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I can't explain it, but there seems to be a correlation between depression and self-gratification with the overhead lights on.
Mother in law: *says grace at Thanksgiving dinner*
Step daughter, eleven: Was that really necessary?
Punk as fuck.
Step daughter, eleven: Was that really necessary?
Punk as fuck.
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mother in law: *says grace at Thanksgiving dinner*
Step daughter, eleven: Was that really necessary?
Punk as fuck.
Step daughter, eleven: Was that really necessary?
Punk as fuck.
If you think that celebrating his death makes "us" as bad as "them," then I'm afraid you've failed to grasp exactly what is bad about "them."
September 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you think that celebrating his death makes "us" as bad as "them," then I'm afraid you've failed to grasp exactly what is bad about "them."
Everyone talks about the administration trying to distract us from the Epstein files as if recent discussion of the Epstein files wasn't itself an obvious distraction from the ongoing genocide of Palestinians.
August 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Everyone talks about the administration trying to distract us from the Epstein files as if recent discussion of the Epstein files wasn't itself an obvious distraction from the ongoing genocide of Palestinians.
The Alien and Predator franchise(s) is(are) headed for the same kind of over-saturation that Marvel and Star Wars experienced when they were acquired by Disney. We all see this happening, right? That doesn't mean it's all bad, just that the good will inevitably be drowned out.
August 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Alien and Predator franchise(s) is(are) headed for the same kind of over-saturation that Marvel and Star Wars experienced when they were acquired by Disney. We all see this happening, right? That doesn't mean it's all bad, just that the good will inevitably be drowned out.
Upon reflection, Superman (2025) was perfect and unique and timely and without question the best Superman movie ever made and I simply enjoyed Thunderbolts more.
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Upon reflection, Superman (2025) was perfect and unique and timely and without question the best Superman movie ever made and I simply enjoyed Thunderbolts more.
That thing where you convince yourself you don't even want the thing you want, but simultaneously are aware that you only don't want to want it because somehow that will help you get it.
July 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
That thing where you convince yourself you don't even want the thing you want, but simultaneously are aware that you only don't want to want it because somehow that will help you get it.
Am I the only one who conceives of The Monopoly Man and Mr. Peanut as multiversal variants of the same person?
July 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Am I the only one who conceives of The Monopoly Man and Mr. Peanut as multiversal variants of the same person?
We spend a lot of time discussing the briefs Superman wears on the outside of his pants, but not enough questioning whether he also wears a pair inside of them.
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We spend a lot of time discussing the briefs Superman wears on the outside of his pants, but not enough questioning whether he also wears a pair inside of them.
Florence Pugh for Jenny Sparks, amirite? #theauthority #dcu
July 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Florence Pugh for Jenny Sparks, amirite? #theauthority #dcu
ok, so it was nothing like the book... I think it's time we admit to ourselves and each other that LXG was good, actually.
July 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
ok, so it was nothing like the book... I think it's time we admit to ourselves and each other that LXG was good, actually.
I got your nose. It's my thumb. Words lack any tangible link to the objects they represent. Nothing is true.
July 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I got your nose. It's my thumb. Words lack any tangible link to the objects they represent. Nothing is true.
You can always tell that someone has lived a soft life when they refer to homeless addicts as "crackheads."
July 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can always tell that someone has lived a soft life when they refer to homeless addicts as "crackheads."
seems that Alden Ehrenreich hath returned from exile
June 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
seems that Alden Ehrenreich hath returned from exile
"Before it was a Bomb, the Bomb was an Idea. Superman, however, was a Faster, Stronger, Better Idea." -Grant Morrison, "Supergods"
June 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Before it was a Bomb, the Bomb was an Idea. Superman, however, was a Faster, Stronger, Better Idea." -Grant Morrison, "Supergods"
You couldn't name your fictional evil surveillance AI company Palantir, because the allusion would be too heavy-handed to be believed.
June 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You couldn't name your fictional evil surveillance AI company Palantir, because the allusion would be too heavy-handed to be believed.
For me, the worst thing about the state of global affairs is finding myself on the same side of an argument as Tucker Carlson
June 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
For me, the worst thing about the state of global affairs is finding myself on the same side of an argument as Tucker Carlson
I earnestly believe that my dog understands what I mean when I give him a thumbs up.
May 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I earnestly believe that my dog understands what I mean when I give him a thumbs up.
If you're worried that women are only interested in your money, then perhaps you should try having something other than money to offer?
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you're worried that women are only interested in your money, then perhaps you should try having something other than money to offer?