Kyle
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The clearest thing we could discern, when these recordings were recovered, was the totality of the space captain's madness.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The clearest thing we could discern, when these recordings were recovered, was the totality of the space captain's madness.
"But no time for that now!" He declared as he switched off the recorder. "Fire the impulsivity drive!"
The ship dove headlong into the wave and was consumed.
The ship dove headlong into the wave and was consumed.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"But no time for that now!" He declared as he switched off the recorder. "Fire the impulsivity drive!"
The ship dove headlong into the wave and was consumed.
The ship dove headlong into the wave and was consumed.
Before he could finish the thought there was a cacophonous wail. A massive rip was forming in the endlessly monotonous void beyond the ship's hull, and out of it poured a wave of unfathomable bullshit.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Before he could finish the thought there was a cacophonous wail. A massive rip was forming in the endlessly monotonous void beyond the ship's hull, and out of it poured a wave of unfathomable bullshit.
"There is a profound truth to be found at the bottom of a vat of acid, left there by the Superfreaks of the Lost Age," whispered the armoured space captain into the recording device protruding from the ship's console.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"There is a profound truth to be found at the bottom of a vat of acid, left there by the Superfreaks of the Lost Age," whispered the armoured space captain into the recording device protruding from the ship's console.