Pizza Johnny
@kxry-pizza-johnny.bsky.social
PDX based lunchbox.
Sometimes heard on local radio https://xray.fm/shows/sex-drugs-basketball
Florida State University College of Social Science and Public Policy. B.S. Geography, Environmental Studies.
Skoolie RVs. Raves for 30+ years.
Crow daddy.
Sometimes heard on local radio https://xray.fm/shows/sex-drugs-basketball
Florida State University College of Social Science and Public Policy. B.S. Geography, Environmental Studies.
Skoolie RVs. Raves for 30+ years.
Crow daddy.
Pinned
Goodnight Portland, goodnight crows. Goodnight 82nd ave hoes.
This first jello pie with peaches and graham cracker crust isn't much to look at, but there is a layer of handmade powdered "whip" in there. We learned a lot and we're setting the tone for the rest of the year. It's going to get weird.
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This first jello pie with peaches and graham cracker crust isn't much to look at, but there is a layer of handmade powdered "whip" in there. We learned a lot and we're setting the tone for the rest of the year. It's going to get weird.
Betting markets are currently listing Donald Trump's chances of impeachment at 13%
There will be updates to this number.
There will be updates to this number.
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Betting markets are currently listing Donald Trump's chances of impeachment at 13%
There will be updates to this number.
There will be updates to this number.
I'm a big sleepy bag of muscles.
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I'm a big sleepy bag of muscles.
I wasn't kidding when I said 2026 was going to be the year of weird jello salads....
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I wasn't kidding when I said 2026 was going to be the year of weird jello salads....
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Happy world hypnosis day
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Happy world hypnosis day
As a human who lived life hunted by the gvt...the movie One battle at a Time is...both right and wrong.
They're both well funded and inept. They have the budget but no culture. As a young person this is their greatest tell..
They can afford to be where you are but can't explain how they got there
They're both well funded and inept. They have the budget but no culture. As a young person this is their greatest tell..
They can afford to be where you are but can't explain how they got there
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
As a human who lived life hunted by the gvt...the movie One battle at a Time is...both right and wrong.
They're both well funded and inept. They have the budget but no culture. As a young person this is their greatest tell..
They can afford to be where you are but can't explain how they got there
They're both well funded and inept. They have the budget but no culture. As a young person this is their greatest tell..
They can afford to be where you are but can't explain how they got there
The label in the US is a little bit different for this full flavored snack from the Czech Republic.
That's an ultimate driving machine simulator to the right. It speeds and slows the passage of time.
That's an ultimate driving machine simulator to the right. It speeds and slows the passage of time.
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The label in the US is a little bit different for this full flavored snack from the Czech Republic.
That's an ultimate driving machine simulator to the right. It speeds and slows the passage of time.
That's an ultimate driving machine simulator to the right. It speeds and slows the passage of time.
I got a head start on dry January so I'm 8 days in.
a sign that says dry january with a bottle of beer and a glass of wine
ALT: a sign that says dry january with a bottle of beer and a glass of wine
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I got a head start on dry January so I'm 8 days in.
Goodnight Portland, goodnight crows. Goodnight 82nd ave hoes.
January 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Goodnight Portland, goodnight crows. Goodnight 82nd ave hoes.
xray.fm
Spend some time with community radio in Portland Oregon. My thing is 9-11pm but it's dub reggae right meow.
Stream free.
Spend some time with community radio in Portland Oregon. My thing is 9-11pm but it's dub reggae right meow.
Stream free.
XRAY.fm /// Listen Here /// KXRY 91.1 & 107.1 FM
XRAY.fm aims to hold a boom mic up to the best and most distinctive of Portland.
xray.fm
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
xray.fm
Spend some time with community radio in Portland Oregon. My thing is 9-11pm but it's dub reggae right meow.
Stream free.
Spend some time with community radio in Portland Oregon. My thing is 9-11pm but it's dub reggae right meow.
Stream free.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I was told this was impossible without giving cops more money. Was I lied to? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Portland sees 30% drop in shootings, lowest in 6 years
Portland sees 30% drop in shootings, lowest in 6 years
Portland recorded its lowest number of shooting incidents in six years, with gun violence declining by 30% in 2025.
www.kptv.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I was told this was impossible without giving cops more money. Was I lied to? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Thinking about getting into some hardcore jello recipes this year.
a raccoon is eating red jelly from a white plate .
ALT: a raccoon is eating red jelly from a white plate .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Thinking about getting into some hardcore jello recipes this year.
People can't even decide which fake religion to follow. So of course there's a handful of people who would believe this....
With all its weird, occasional capitalized words... I'm just going to say this lacks credibility.
With all its weird, occasional capitalized words... I'm just going to say this lacks credibility.
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
People can't even decide which fake religion to follow. So of course there's a handful of people who would believe this....
With all its weird, occasional capitalized words... I'm just going to say this lacks credibility.
With all its weird, occasional capitalized words... I'm just going to say this lacks credibility.
Happy not-hungover new year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Happy not-hungover new year.
#Jeopardy taught me today that the first epidural was made of cocaine and used to treat sciatic nerve pain.
a close up of a man with a beard and long hair smiling .
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard and long hair smiling .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
#Jeopardy taught me today that the first epidural was made of cocaine and used to treat sciatic nerve pain.
This is my life too.
My decision to eat a goat cheese pizza has resulted in a sugar free Haribo gummy bear situation. Pray for me children, momma’s in hell
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is my life too.
This guy used to live on the streets of Portland and now he has a Pendleton sweater and snow pants. 🐸😂
I may not have won the 1.8 billion lottery but Potato sure did. This guy is about to learn what prime rib is about.
I may not have won the 1.8 billion lottery but Potato sure did. This guy is about to learn what prime rib is about.
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This guy used to live on the streets of Portland and now he has a Pendleton sweater and snow pants. 🐸😂
I may not have won the 1.8 billion lottery but Potato sure did. This guy is about to learn what prime rib is about.
I may not have won the 1.8 billion lottery but Potato sure did. This guy is about to learn what prime rib is about.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
This just means more potential friends to help me explore Osaka. Welcome Japanese folks!!!
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
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cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This just means more potential friends to help me explore Osaka. Welcome Japanese folks!!!
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🐸😂
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
🐸😂