Kendrick said don't let no white comedian talk about Black women and that's LAW, y'all need to take heeeeeeeed

not kendrick pulling a beyoncé

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.

Best Christmas present EVER I’m actually crying

i love finding old music i used to listen to.

Bluesky not having bookmarks, media sharing in DMs, or private function still whooping Xs ass