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Kyle Toce
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Mediocre white dude

Video games and anime turned me into a radical leftist

Also a big fan of lost causes of sports teams
This whole situation with the Sun would never happen to a team owned by a billionaire NBA owner

When in history has a franchise ever been told they have to relocate to a different market for less money than they're being offered to stay in their market?

Ridiculous.
August 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Weird how whenever a shooting happens, nothing could be done about it

Almost like being "tough on crime" doesn't actually prevent crimes, what prevents crime is better economic conditions.
July 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I wonder if Fujimoto meant something by having the embodiment of War turn to the camera and say "I love America" while showing people in the US watching news of a nuclear bomb going off and cheering and then having the national anthem being played over images of the bodies of the people it killed.
July 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Y’all think MAGA is gonna start putting those “I bought this before Elon went crazy” bumper stickers on their cybertrucks?
June 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I think it really shows how none of this was about saving money when the same people whining about waste are champing at the bit to rebuild Alcatraz.
May 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The Jaguars announced they have exercised the fifth-year option on DE Travon Walker, the former No. 1 overall pick.
April 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This was….five months ago
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The USA is just not a serious country lol
April 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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SCHUMER: "We are going to let Majin Buu own the chaos of *checks notes, adjusts glasses* blowing up the earth and eradicating all life in the universe. We'll confront him once we reclaim the Dragon Balls in September.

BUU:
March 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My thoughts on the Jags' FO hires:
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I legit cannot understand this move from the Mavs

Even if you need to trade Luka, you could’ve gotten so much more for him

And somehow Jimmy Butler is still on the Heat lol
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Legit, I feel like the CT Sun are lowkey tanking to sell the team and move to Boston, and I hate it
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Jags had a golden opportunity to clean house but decided to keep Trent "Grima Wormtongue" Baalke around

I expected it, but it still pisses me off.
January 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
As many NBA teams have won a title in the last 6 years than the 22 seasons between 1984 and 2005

I, for one, think that's a good thing and that the people saying otherwise are factually incorrect.
December 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
It is absolutely fascinating to me how many Knick fans believe there's a massive conspiracy led by Adam Silver to keep the Knicks bad for some reason

Like, the NBA wants the Knicks to be good, but for almost all of the last 2 decades they have adamantly refused to play along
December 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Honestly, I hope I live my life in a way that if I'm ever shot and killed in broad daylight the collective response isn't "well, he deserved it" from millions of people.
December 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
If I'm being honest, they should've named the team the Toronto Rexes to keep the dinosaur theme going.
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Pete Hegseth: "I promise to stop drinking if you make me secretary of defense"

Congress: "Wonderful, you're hired!"

Pete showing up to his first day on the job:
Did It Again Marshall GIF
ALT: Did It Again Marshall GIF
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
It’s 12:00 on Monday and Doug Peterson and Trent Baalke still have jobs
November 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Jags
WNBA: Sun
MLB: Rockies
NHL: Golden Knights
College: UConn
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
November 14, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM