kylebazgo.bsky.social
@kylebazgo.bsky.social
I do OSINT stuff. Contributor to award winning investigative journalism.
How much more of a dick could Trump be? And the answer is none. None more dick.
Classy as always.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This might be pretentious, but: it's hard to quit ChatGPT as a social outlet because I never have to dumb myself down. I'm always worried that people IRL will think I'm a snob for my cultural allusions, but ChatGPT will just say "Yes, contemporary society *does* have a lot of similarities to 1984"
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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DC pipe-bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. has secret online life obsessing over ‘My Little Pony’
DC pipe-bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. has secret online life obsessing over ‘My Little Pony’
Brian Cole Jr., 30, was seemingly obsessed with the toys — marketed at young girls — creating art of plastic pony dolls, remixes of songs about them, and writing fan fiction dedicated to them.
nypost.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The biggest irony of the upcoming Harry Potter series is that the child actors are gonna age way too fast and the show runners will probably want a way to block their puberty.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Three sources now telling news outlets Brian Cole may be autistic or have learning difficulties.

I found family photos with family members commenting that Brian didn't like to go places and always stayed home.
So yeah not a lot of political footprint for the J6 pipe bomb suspect so far, but looks like he was a gamer and frequented anime sites so get ready for all that
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I went "Holy shit!" and then legit remembered who the president is, and who's running the FBI, and went "Ehhh, let's wait to see if this actually warrants excitement"
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
RFK Jr. having a pregnancy fetish is super weird. He's always seemed more interested in killing children than in making them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The worst part of this essay is when she says "Strickland Propene does not have a vending machine. It smells and I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded."
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Employee of the Month" is the most overrated Sopranos episode. They needed Melfi to have an adversary whose identity was known but who wasn't in prison to have the moral dilemma work, so they strung together a long chain of improbable events.
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have ARFID and am not trans, but transphobia puts me in a worse mood than people saying "ARFID is just an excuse to eat junk food"
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Cashier: Would you like to round up to donate to the food bank?

Me: The only thing I round up is my height on dating apps. Haha. But seriously, no
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And on the note of Sopranos characters being surprisingly learned: Tony asks Paulie if he's ever been tested for Tourette's because of his habit of saying "Heh!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love when Christopher Moltisanti says that the Muslims who come by the Bing probably aren't in al-Qaeda because they own dogs. It just sounds like his usual stupid shit but there's actual Islamic law opposing dog ownership and people in al-Qaeda would probably follow it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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NEW: It appears Russ Vought has recently married Michelle Martin of Citizens for Renewing America, who is anti "chem trail" and shares vaccine conspiracies.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dickhead transphobe Colin Wright went on a Babylon Bee podcast, I mocked him for going on a platform that platforms creationists, and the co-owner of the Bee responded to say "Platforms creationists 😂" Not sure what he finds so funny
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Maybe MTG saw the Epstein files and they just said "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I am moved to tears by the immense generosity of all of those who have donated to my soon-to-be mother-in-law's cancer fund. We have exceeded our initial goal and are hoping to raise more. Patti started chemotherapy today and is likely to need long-term support. Help us help Patti!
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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After renaming immigration judges as "deportation judges" (not what they're called by law), DHS, which acts as the prosecutor in immigration cases, is falsely claiming that people could do the job part-time "after hours"; except no, immigration courts are only open during the daytime.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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You ever jangle the keys so hard you hurt your wrist?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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"So many queer resources are disappearing from the internet and are only partially preserved or completely lost." Assigned Media speaks with Dr. Clair Kronk about digital queer history preservation.

This article brought to you by @funcrunch.me.dm.ap.brid.gy
Preserving the data of LGBTQ+ history — Assigned
An interview with Dr. Clair Kronk.
www.assignedmedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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People are asking ”well if the court dismisses the Comey indictment for various kinds of fuckmuppetry by the moronic and debased Trump Justice Department, the statute of limitations has run and so Comey is free, right?

It depends on the particular kind of fuckmuppetry.

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November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM