KyleneCleverName
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Number on the scale may not have changed in ~2 months but I can finally fit into my favorite pants for the first time since March 2024! 🎉
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Number on the scale may not have changed in ~2 months but I can finally fit into my favorite pants for the first time since March 2024! 🎉
Ok I’m going on a 6 hour non stop flight with a 14 month old. Please give me any and all plane toy/activity recommendations 🙏🙏🙏
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ok I’m going on a 6 hour non stop flight with a 14 month old. Please give me any and all plane toy/activity recommendations 🙏🙏🙏
Up and at the gym at 6am. I hate it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Up and at the gym at 6am. I hate it.
Oh yeah let me consult the man who swims in jeans about what to feed my child.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Oh yeah let me consult the man who swims in jeans about what to feed my child.
Thanks to Quentin Tarantino shitting on MY BOY Paul Dano I am watching There Will Be Blood for the first time. 15 mins in and I’m already stressed out . Matthew tells me to “buckle up”.
I am nervous.
I am nervous.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thanks to Quentin Tarantino shitting on MY BOY Paul Dano I am watching There Will Be Blood for the first time. 15 mins in and I’m already stressed out . Matthew tells me to “buckle up”.
I am nervous.
I am nervous.
Had a massive migraine yesterday that left me with a lingering headache so using my WFH privilege and taking an edible
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Had a massive migraine yesterday that left me with a lingering headache so using my WFH privilege and taking an edible
I do not feel like a Coloradan often, but when someone calls these little piddly ass hills we have here “mountains” - I can’t help but be a condescending bitch in my head (and in my eyes).
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I do not feel like a Coloradan often, but when someone calls these little piddly ass hills we have here “mountains” - I can’t help but be a condescending bitch in my head (and in my eyes).
So I just saw ICE kidnap my neighbor
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
So I just saw ICE kidnap my neighbor
I made the mistake of listening to the PSA Guys this morning because I was desperate and it was on my wrapped (cannot be accurate??) and now I am furious again. The level of vitriol I have for the “well the tide is turning against him! This is a big scandal!” crowd… probably not healthy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I made the mistake of listening to the PSA Guys this morning because I was desperate and it was on my wrapped (cannot be accurate??) and now I am furious again. The level of vitriol I have for the “well the tide is turning against him! This is a big scandal!” crowd… probably not healthy.
This is the only time I will accept “Juno? Like the song?” Any other time you will be slapped.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the only time I will accept “Juno? Like the song?” Any other time you will be slapped.
We slept with our window open last night and a skunk sprayed outside so now we live in hell
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We slept with our window open last night and a skunk sprayed outside so now we live in hell
Cause of death: her heart exploded when her baby held up her phone and went “hiiiiii!” 🥹🥹
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Cause of death: her heart exploded when her baby held up her phone and went “hiiiiii!” 🥹🥹
Suddenly remembered I get to show my daughter A Muppet’s Christmas Carol this year. Finally, having a kid pays off!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Suddenly remembered I get to show my daughter A Muppet’s Christmas Carol this year. Finally, having a kid pays off!!
Singing “Golden” at bath time to delight of my child and to the excruciating pain for the neighborhood dogs
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Singing “Golden” at bath time to delight of my child and to the excruciating pain for the neighborhood dogs
My FIL is Chaldean who immigrated here in the 80s and we have to tell him to turn Fox News off when the baby is over 😃
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My FIL is Chaldean who immigrated here in the 80s and we have to tell him to turn Fox News off when the baby is over 😃
Ok so no one warned me about Good Boy
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ok so no one warned me about Good Boy
I’ve set the smoke alarm off approx 20 times, I’m 15 mins behind schedule, and I’m a little drunk! Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve set the smoke alarm off approx 20 times, I’m 15 mins behind schedule, and I’m a little drunk! Happy Thanksgiving!
My husband added Gasolina to Juno’s Espanol playlist and it cracks me up every time I hear it
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My husband added Gasolina to Juno’s Espanol playlist and it cracks me up every time I hear it
Taken into custody while at a green card appointment and holding her 6 mos son. I’m sick. Absolutely sick. @sarajacobs.house.gov is there anything you can do?
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
Families detail ICE arrests at San Diego green card interviews
Two people say ICE agents arrested their spouses during their green card interviews at San Diego’s U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office Thursday morning.
www.nbcsandiego.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Taken into custody while at a green card appointment and holding her 6 mos son. I’m sick. Absolutely sick. @sarajacobs.house.gov is there anything you can do?
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
The meals I make for my daughter:
•Overnight oats with Greek yogurt and raspberries
• homemade chicken “nuggets” with broccoli and cheese
•carrot apple muffins made with applesauce instead of oil
The meals I make for myself:
• 1/2 a cup of cold brew
• microwaved hotdog
• handful of cheez itz
•Overnight oats with Greek yogurt and raspberries
• homemade chicken “nuggets” with broccoli and cheese
•carrot apple muffins made with applesauce instead of oil
The meals I make for myself:
• 1/2 a cup of cold brew
• microwaved hotdog
• handful of cheez itz
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The meals I make for my daughter:
•Overnight oats with Greek yogurt and raspberries
• homemade chicken “nuggets” with broccoli and cheese
•carrot apple muffins made with applesauce instead of oil
The meals I make for myself:
• 1/2 a cup of cold brew
• microwaved hotdog
• handful of cheez itz
•Overnight oats with Greek yogurt and raspberries
• homemade chicken “nuggets” with broccoli and cheese
•carrot apple muffins made with applesauce instead of oil
The meals I make for myself:
• 1/2 a cup of cold brew
• microwaved hotdog
• handful of cheez itz
• Have 7 kids
• Have a trad wife
• Work 80 hour weeks to afford it
• Feel better!
• Have a trad wife
• Work 80 hour weeks to afford it
• Feel better!
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
• Have 7 kids
• Have a trad wife
• Work 80 hour weeks to afford it
• Feel better!
• Have a trad wife
• Work 80 hour weeks to afford it
• Feel better!
Watching the Squid Game game on Netflix and it’s like, do they know they don’t actually die? Because some of them… act like they will
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Watching the Squid Game game on Netflix and it’s like, do they know they don’t actually die? Because some of them… act like they will
God damn it is she gonna run
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
God damn it is she gonna run
I do not know why the little man who lives in my algorithm thinks I want Wicked content
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I do not know why the little man who lives in my algorithm thinks I want Wicked content
Skipped coffee and went to the gym this morning like some sort of psychopath
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Skipped coffee and went to the gym this morning like some sort of psychopath